ALIZEE, ex-Lolita now doing the Street Walker Whore Look

"Ah, Alizee, here is zee idea...

...you pose without your blouse in a sleazy-looking hotel hallway! Eh?"

"Ze tattoos, zay say "I am BIG whore" do zay not? Yayz, Yayz, zey do!"

"Ehhh...your head, it is ze egg-shape, no? Not so nice, Alizee. Hair style? Ze llama has more style, no?"

"So! Just pose in ze bra."

"No no no! Zut! I did NOT call you a zebra! Leesen to my OUTRAGEOUS French accent!"

"OK. Pose in ze bra, look stoopid and easy...and ready for a "liason dangereuse" for a few francs."

"No no no! Zut! I do not mean you fuck for frankfurters! You are not SUCH a low-price whore YET! Pierre pays you a few FRANCS to put his franc in your bun! Ha! Ze French sense of tumor. Er, humor. I know, we are not known for it. We never had a Goon Show, just De Gaulle."

"Oh, one last thing. A cruficix. Jesus Fucking Christ, sluts LOVE to wear one, don't zey? Ah, a leetle one on ze wrist! Verrrry nice."

"What a lovely peek-shore! Le hallway streetwalking whore wiz ze tattoos and ze funereal disease, and ze crabs in butter sauce on ze pubes, glorious pubes!"