Ah So: Jeremy Lin Whines About a Few CHINKS at the Oscars

Oh, the HORROR of ethnic stereotyping!

Asians are considered...INTELLIGENT!

Here's big goofus Jeremy Lin sulking about that unendurable problem for the Chinese (and Japanese, I assume): being stereotyped in a POSITIVE way. As opposed to, say, the legendary stupid POLES.

Let's say his SLANT is a bit SKEWED.

First off, if you've never heard of this supersized egg roll, he was responsible for "Linsanity" when he first arrived in the NBA, playing for the Knicks. See, nobody had ever heard of, or seen, a TALL ASIAN.

Asians went nuts. In general, people were tickled by this bizarre oddity and couldn't get enough of seeing an Asian loping around in his underwear, surrounded mostly by Blacks. Usually an Asian running around in his underwear is running FROM Blacks.

Lin didn't mind that his ethnicity made him an instantly famous millionaire. A bit of an ingrate, he loped away from NYC and the team that had made him a star, to get a bigger contract elsewhere. Through it all, he seemed fairly modest and mature about his unique status as a basketball playing Asian. All of a sudden, he's Mr. Politics.

At the Oscar show, host Chris Rock offered a bewildering and unfunny moment where he pretended to introduce the accountants who tallied up the votes. Ha ha ho ho hee hee, out came three little Asian boys in suits. Just to be unfunnier, Rock made up names for them, and one of the three was given a Jewish name, Moscowitz.

An Asian boy with a Jew name, always good for a laugh? Not exactly this time. It was just one of a few misfire gags on the show that night.

Jews did not object. Neither did any Asian group. But this Jeremy Lin idiot Tweeted: "Tired of it being "cool" and "ok" to bash Asians."

Look Slanty, you want to read bashing, here's bashing: don't look at everything from a Gook point of view. Telling the world Asians are SMART is not a "bash." You oversized schmuck. (PS, oversized schmuck is hardly an insult either.)

Oddly, Slanty McBasketball could SEE a bad joke, but he couldn't hear one. Also on that show, the reliably obnoxious Sacha Baron Cohen, as Ali-G, supported racial diversity, by saying:

"’Ow come there’s no Oscar for dem very hard-working little yellow people with tiny dicks — you know, the Minions!"

The joke was too cringeworthy to get much more laughter than Rock's dopey sight gag.

But where was Jeremy Lin to complain about DIS guy? Why pick on Chris Rock and not Sacha Baron Cohen? Isn't it more of a bash to tell the world that Asians are little and have tiny dicks? Or, as Eddie Murphy joked years ago, "rick dicks?"

When you consider how Blacks, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, Pakistanis, Poles and so many other races are described, the Asians get off lucky. It really was only during World War II that the Japs were depicted as either buck-toothed fools or sadistic savages. What's the worst stereotype in movies for the Chinese? Charlie Chan? Being SMART?

Nobody's worried if Asians move into a neighborhood. Nobody's screaming about their smelly cooking (Indians), their stupidity (Poles), their violence (Blacks, Latinos, Muslims), their cheapness (Jews, Dutch, Scots), their insane religious rituals (Jews, Muslims), their cowardice (French) or their general greasy lack of class (Italians).

So FUCK OFF. Be thankful to be part of a race that is very well tolerated even when they do evil things (the Chinese and their child labor and Commie hatred of freedom, the Japanese taking over the electronics companies and buying up American real estate, and North Korea being run by a psycho dumpling).

Oh. Speaking of CHINK references, and this relates directly to Mr. Lin, years ago an ESPN reporter was fired because he wasn't politically correct. The 20-something reporter was babbling on the radio, pointing out "the chinks in the armor" of this seemingly invincible new star. OOPS.

The kid was instantly FIRED. He hadn't deliberately used a racially insensitive phrase (which would've been fine in describing anyone who isn't Chinese). Consider that "Chink" is now a very obscure term and that this kid had no idea that he'd done something stupid. It didn't matter. He was bounced, and where was Lin?

I don't recall him saying anything one way or the other.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Lin picked a poor time and cause to get upset.

What's more important than a joke? How about 15 years in jail? JUST for being Chinese-American?

Instead of Tweeting about a joke, Lin could be stomping around the picket lines with his freakish body, in protest of an Asian police officer now in jail for shooting a black guy.

Lin didn't even TWEET about this.

In a stairwell in a housing project in Lin's former hometown of NYC, two cops (one Asian) came to investigate a crime. The stairway had no lights. The Asian cop, a rookie, pulled his gun and it went off. This was in the DARK. PITCH BLACK. The bullet ricocheted off a cinder block wall and into the chest of a black man who, for some reason or other, was lurking around in the dark and had not identified himself or called out.

Naturally the "Black Lives Matter" bunch declared this a racial crime, and the cop not only was thrown off the force (logical) but last week, was sentenced to 15 years or more in jail. You know if his stray bullet had hit another Asian he might not even have been kicked off the force! If he'd hit a Latino, the case would not have gone to trial. But he killed a black guy, so in Mayor De Lousio's world, that made him worse than the average black murderer who gets a few years for manslaughter and is back out on the street.

Last week a few Asians marched in protest. WHERE WAS LIN??

Since Asians are intelligent, peaceful, and LITTLE, nobody noticed. They didn't have one of America's best known Asian stars, Jeremy Lin, helping them get attention. (PS, Lucy Liu and George Takei were not around either).

So, what's more important, Linsane? A fucking Chris Rock joke about smart Asian kids, or an Asian cop rotting in jail?