New Shit from "The Turd of the Boot Sale"

"I have wandered into the middel of this blog to re-mind you of mined. I am Turd of the Boot Sale. That is the name of my blog spot which is also called "Forgotten Brain Cells." I find shit and sniff and lick and get high from it. So high I feel mullered! If the record is cheap I do nut even cur if it is unplayabel. It has clicks and pops? So does my brain.

"I have nothing else to do. If nobody in their right mind would upload it then I do! Here is my latest fined!

"It did not chart! Accordion to my re-search, I have no information about it. I think it may have been also not charting as two 78's.

"I do have 78's from 1939 by the Ovenkirchen Childrens Choir which may be the original group. It is an album called "Angels Who Hate Jews." I have a German pressing but I guess it did not chart any wear else. Why are people in a kerfuffle about little things like hating Jews? When I walk my dog Muffin, and see an Orthodox Jew, I drop the leash and look the other way. Medical bills or legal papers arrive in the mail? I ignore them because I am busy digitising my records.

"All I care about is buying cheap records. I will not spend a lot of money. That makes me seem Jewish but I have no information on that. As for not have a foreskin, it's just that I got excited about a record I bought and could not wait to get home to play it. So I tried to play it by running my prick over the grooves as fast as I could. My foreskin burned off but for a minute peeple nearby heard an asshole singing "The Happy Wanderer!"