ROBOT Mitt Romney SHOULD STICK A SOCK IN IT

For those around the world who might not know or remember, MITT ROMNEY was that All-American Republican Robot who ran and LOST to Obama.

Romney figured that being 6'4" (or whatever) and having a stupidly Joe College "nickname" and being white was enough. No, those times are gone.

The Stomach-Churnian candidate lost, and disappeared for a few years, turning up, at best, as a genial "good loser" on puppy Jimmy Fallon's talk show, where the gee-golly host fawned all over him and kept insisting he was cool.

No, Romney is NOT cool. He's a stick in the mud, and I wish he'd stay there. In the mud someplace. Or, in his mansion enjoying his super-rich lifestyle and his zillions of sons and his Stepford wife.

Instead?

WHAT the fuck? It's ROMNEY recording messages urging people to vote for Kasich, or Rubio, or basically ANYONE BUT TRUMP.

I haven't wasted space here on the fucking election. Clinton? Trump? Cruz? The fabulous Bernie Sanders? Underdog Kasich? If the country could survive Nixon, Reagan, Carter and Dubya it'll survive anything. These were people who did insane shit, or humiliated America in some way, and we're still here. So rave on for the next tedious six months. I won't. Not about that crap.

No. What pisses ME off is that this fucking ROMNEY ROBOT is making...ROBO CALLS.

He's become a fucking telemarketer.

America nominally has a "do not call" list which is as ignored by telemarketers as "do not upload" warnings from the RIAA are ignored by Google's GooTube and Blogspot pirates.

At least you can report some asshole who calls you or robo-calls you with a pre-recorded message. You CAN'T do it with POLITICAL messages.

Isn't that the fucking height of hypocrisy? The politicians passed a law that prohibits some pest from bothering you...but not THEM.

America is supposed to be the land of the free. Am I not FREE to live my life in peace? To NOT be pestered in my own home?

Not if politicians want to do the pestering.

The sheer gall of this. You're reading, watching TV, having a meal, and the phone rings and you think it might be important...and it's this big blowhard ROMNEY with a Hitler-esque demand to do what he says.

(Today is another "Super Tuesday" of primaries in various dull states. Romney is desperate about slowing Trump's ever-increasing delegate count.)

But on principle, I fucking HATE TELEMARKETERS AND ROBO CALLS and it's obnoxious that any politician would use them.

PS, the reason this Alzheimer's Ape is doing it is because he hates Trump AND was humiliated when his "I hate Trump" speech last week backfired. Maybe he should've gotten puppy Fallon to help him with the zingers.

Last week Mitt the Moron read a prepared speech of smart-ass insults aimed at Trump, all desperately attempting to derail the independent loudmouth so that a more party-line-oriented Republican stooge like Cruz or Rubio could take the lead.

All that Trump's people did was bring out some footage from a few years ago of Romney happily telling the world how great Trump is and how much he appreciates him. Politics does make for strange bedfellows who can fuck you in the ass.

I don't want anyone to fuck Romney in the ass — not if they're going to upload the footage all over the Internet. But I do wish MITT would PUT A SOCK IN IT. It's bad enough I might have to glimpse his stone-rectangle head on the news and hear a few seconds of his boring blabber, but ROBO CALLS from this ROBOT are obnoxious and ANTI-AMERICAN.