Ruslan Chagaev's Commie Vampire-Bitch

You never expect SPORTSMANSHIP from a Russian.

But a fucking Hammer Horror movie?

Probably the most vivid moment in the Lucas Browne vs Ruslan Chagaev heavyweight fight was supplied by Ruslan's bitch. She looked like she could taste BLOOD when her Commie sweetie knocked big Lucas down.

Browne is DOWN.

Browne got up. He cleared his head, staying away, taking another good shot but not going down.

The Russian scumbags put the fix in, giving Chagaev an extra 10 or 20 seconds to the round. As confirmed by the dotcom site badlefthook, "That round went 10 or 15 seconds too long, as well, with Chagaev landing shots after the bell."

In Putinland, that's fair. The pointy-nosed faggot dictator was probably ready to call the KGB and push another 15 seconds extra. Are Russians shit? Scum? Garbage? Cheaters? The world's filthiest rats? Well, they've got SOME competition from their illegitimate hummus-faced bastard brothers-in-law the Arabs. But let's say the Russians, are, were, and always WILL be demented under-handed villains.

As the illegal seconds ticked along so that Chagaev could try and finish Browne, Ruslan's vampire bitch roared for blood.

No, those aren't scenes from the BRIDE OF DRACULA.

You can understand a bitch rooting for her guy, but she looks like she wants BLOOD.

Too bad, a few rounds later, and Ruslan was literally knocked on his blocky behind.

Ruslan got up, but he was groggy. He floundered onto the ropes where he didn't defend himself, took several more good shots, and the ref called the fight.

So, let's see how Ruslan's sweetie is reacting:

GRRRRRRRRR! Don't take a picture of MEEEEEEEE!

That's a Russian for you. Sadistic in victory, and a rabid rattlesnake in defeat.

Ruslan wasn't much better, shrugging to the crowd like he didn't understand why the fight was stopped.

I say in situations like this, just let the bastard get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. Don't step in until he falls over.

Better the ref hears, "You should have stepped in and protected our Comrade" instead of, "You were paid off, you swine."

Actually, my sane solution is the "Standing 3 Count." There used to be a "standing 8." When a fighter was in serious trouble and ready to go, the ref would stop the action to give the stunned warrior enough time to recover. The problem is that this wasn't all that fair to the winning fighter, and could be used prematurely. A "Standing 3 Count" gives the fighter just enough time to be told, "I'm going to stop this if you don't fight back," thus preventing the "I can't believe you stopped it" theatrics.

I also believe in the "Standing 3 Cunt," in which the referee offers to let the psycho bitch wife or girlfriend of a fighter come into the ring and take over. If she's so fucking fired up about an injustice, let her come in and kick and scratch and bite.

If the Vamipre Bitch lasts a round, her guy gets the decision. If she ends up on the floor, inert, looking like one of Shauna Cuntwell's used tampons, too fuckin' bad.