The Stupid Whore Who Gets Mad at Ebay

Oh those Millennials. They have SUCH a sense of ENTITLEMENT.

Especially twats. Especially low-class Southern cunts in armpit-smell states like SOUTH CAROLINA (home of lazy rebels) and FLORIDA (home of smelly Cuban lunatics and meth freaks and redneck nitwits).

There's Craigslist if you want to be a whore. There's Tumblr to show your stupid photos and plenty of dating sites. You can easily be a slut moron on Twatter or Farcebook.

Yet there are panty-ante idiot bints who HAVE to wave their smelly undies on EBAY.

Maybe the panting panty crowd is big on EBAY, and there's a greater chance to sucker idiots into paying for e-mails or even phone calls OR in-person greet and beat-offs?

Oh look...what is SHE selling...

Can you imagine the laughter if a GUY held up his underpants and expected a woman to buy it from him?

There IS laughter here, but wait for it. It's in her ad copy.

We see she's awfully proud of a pair of NEW knickers she wants to sell. But why is she selling them in the secret "adult" section? Because she's some kind of whore? Because she's really selling used ones? And she wants guyyyyys to contact her for dirty photos, dirty phone talk and more?

Yeah, you want MORE, moron bitch. That's why you pose that way.

Funny, the lingerie department at Wal-Mart doesn't have a brain-dead tramp parading around holding up underwear, mincing around flirting and being ridiculous. They don't even do that at Victoria's Secret. They have mannequins, which is good enough.

Funny...not. But we're getting there. First, our cherry pie sweetie needs to show off MORE pictures of herself wearing the panties. Oh, but these USED panties aren't the ones she's going to send (ha ha ha). She's keeping those and will send a NEW pair, which any simp can buy for $5 by mail or in a store and which she charges $20 as an opening bid. Hmmm, something smells fishy, doesn't it?

Yes, we have a snotty, dippy bimbo here.

It's not enough that she probably tarts her white trash body up and down local white trash streets in South Carolina. She doesn't get enough play via free dinners just to stare at her cleavage, or charging guys just to be in the same room while she "rubs one out" and they watch. Or Lordy, how much to actually slap an industrial strength germ-killing condom on, and ratchet up the snatch?

Well, maybe she just wants to earn extra money without shocking the neighbors (since Lamar might drunkenly climb through her window one summer night and bust a nut in her while she's told to SHUT the FUCK UP and not say a word).

Maybe this "Swamp Fox" simply figures there are saps who are so pathetic, they'll pay just to smell her underwear.$20 or $30 or $40 plus postage? Considering how cheap heroin and meth are in South Carolina, she could be set for a whole week.

The funny part is that this is not a cool cunt. This pussy gets prickly and hot under the rubbery labia collar:

You tell 'em, spoiled bitch.

(How spoiled...well, in only a few wearings, she's got stinky knickers that need a plastic bag sealed tight so that the postman doesn't pass out).

SHE makes up the rules. SHE calls the shots. SHE has the twat.

Except EBAY doesn't seem to agree.

Miss Entitlement, teasing the guyyyyyyyys and expecting NICE BIDS, keeps getting her auctions thrown off EBAY. Five, ten, fifteen, at least TWENTY TIMES. Ebay's been patient but all it means is she throws a hissy fit and the typeface gets BIGGER and she gets more snotty...as she keeps doing the same thing yet again.

For a change, EBAY seems to think that prostitution isn't quite what their site is about, and there's a limit to suggestive ad copy and coy excuses to pose in panties "just to show what they look like when worn." So, what will this bitch do when THIS auction gets shot down? Stamp her little feet? Put up yet another set of pictures of herself stropping her trench-stench in a thong?

There's just no shortage of snippy snarky slits out there who think men owe them a living, and that they should get a free ride because they ooze from their cooze, or because they cover Ariana Grande songs on GooTube.

The hilarious part is when these dizzy ditch-owners fall back on whining and huffing: "I don't want remarks from trolls" and "EBAY stop removing my auctions." Right. Treat stupid dumb twats with the RESPECT they DESERVE.