"It's SHAUNA, your wide-eyed cover-girl. I cover Taylor, Ari, just about every sound-alike gurgling simpleton who uses fifty syllables to sing a single WORD!
"My FAVE is Taylor Swift. I have covered 100's of her songs. What do I get? Trolls. Trolls tell me I can't sing like she can. Silly! I know that. I just figure I'm entitled to have hundreds of people compliment me so I can feel GOOD about myself. And I figure hundreds of people should spend a dollar a song on iTunes to make me feel GOOD about myself.
"However, in addition to my FIVERR campaigns, my flooding every website I can find with appeals to hire me to sing, color in somebody's coloring book, bend over and model cat clap designs, give twat shaving lessons and show how to stay still for five minutes and apply eye drops...I am going to sell "fantasy" images of myself and Taylor on EBAY!
"A fiverrrrr guyyyyys? Isn't it WORTH IT?
"I will go on Kickstarter again soon, to mewl and beg for better Photoshop equipment. And glasses. You know, I don't see so well with my eyes bugging out like they do.
"PS, (Pretty Shauna, tee hee!) I will NEVER stop posting GOOTUBE videos of me singing cover versions of songs that really are terrible even when sung by the pros. Just make sure to leave NICE COMMENTS and subscribe! I want lots of attention!
"Here are some of the latest comments I've gotten! Thanks guyyyyyyysss!"
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