He discovered that something called "Pitchfork" gave his monkey grunt album a very generous 9 out of 10. HE then TWEETED that it was a 30 out of 10. Math is not the monkey man's strength, is it?
Enter VIRGIN AMERICA.
EAD = EAT A DICK.
Somebody at the airline peeved? Somehow the airline's Tweety account was hijacked? They've promised an investigation, and apologized to the world's most spoiled coconut-headed brat.
Despite being taken down in 60 seconds, the remark was re-Tweeted all over the Internet. It's gotten that airline of wombat hair and kangaroo-pouch Hot Pocket sandwiches more attention than they've ever had.
It's surprising Ol' Sphincter Lips had time to read any Tweeties, since he's constantly sending them. For several days he's been Tweet-shrieking that he's over $50 million in debt, wants to be the new Disney, and thinks some Hedge Fund weasel, or Google exec or Suckerberg the Great should give him $100 million (or more) to back him and his grand schemes.
Like what, ugly "fashion" clothing, including more leather dresses for men?
The non-stop Kuntye Kontroversy Kollection now includes the spoiled brat nearly walking off "Saturday Night Live" minutes before it was about to broadcast.
WHY? He suddenly didn't like the set design. Didn't anus-face notice it when he rehearsed? When the back-up show was recorded (in case something went wrong with the live show)?
Whatever.
Several reports confirm West was being a brat, and that it took producer Lorne Michaels and the ever-lovely fat-ass Kim to calm the gorilla down.
When will this idiot just DIE already?
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