What a beauty. She looks like somebody put Sinead O'Connor's head in the oven and set the timer for BURN.
Known for her exceptional piano stylings (only playing on the dark keys), Lordy actually appeared on the DAFT Awards show in 2014, because ethnic diversity required it.
THIS year, she won't appear because not enough Blacks were nominated for film roles. Somehow film companies were just a bit tired of doing movies about slaves, Somali pirates, noble savages, cleaning ladies and soul singers.
"Black Twat matters," shouted Lordy, and to prove it, she showed hers.
And you thought Kardashian bare-ass poses were frightening. And Viley Virus and her topless cupcake poses were unpleasant.
Vulva laughs: "What's wrong? It looks like a chipmunk stowed some cranberries in a half-dried mud bog."
It's always nice when a woman has a sense of humor about herself. But as for the DAFT Awards, Lordy is deadly serious:
"We celebrities make a lot of money but what good is it, if we don't get shiny metal objects to put on a shelf? Didn't Adele look like she was having an orgasm as she cradled all those Grammy awards? We want recognition.
"I know people are insisting the next James Bond has to be black.
"I know that most every movie has at least one of these guys in it: Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Tyler Perry, Forest Whitaker, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cheadle, Laurence Fishburne, Taye Diggs, Idris Elba, Chris Tucker or Kevin Hart.
"But we can do better! That's why I'm girlcotting the DAFT awards this time. I have a short memory for when I was on stage thinking everything was cool with them Honky bastards.
"PS, anyone asking why there aren't more Latino, Asian, Pakistani, Israeli or actual African people nominated for awards, well, fuck that shit! And don't even MENTION homos because practically EVERYONE is a dyke or a fag!
"Just lemme yowl about what's important to me! Wussup! Know wuttum' sayin'??? PS, how come few women are BALD? They shave their twats but how about their heads? Men can walk around bald and not have to spend a fortune on hair styling. Women should ALL shave their fuckin' heads AND their twats! Just leave the underarms bushy like God intended!
"PS, I agree with Kanye, that Nigga and Bitch are terms of affection, but if ya call me a Nigga Bitch I'll rattle ya like Ray Cooper wid a tambourine!"
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