Friday, February 19, 2016

England's Prime Minister Discusses NYC Soda Ban

What's with the British Prime Minister?

He's taking time from EU talks to discuss whether its ethical or legal for New York City to ban "sugary drinks" in giant super-size containers?

Hey, DAVID!

Oh, nobody is fooling YOU. YOU know it's not David Cameron at all.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, most people who don't live in Great Britain wouldn't be so sure. If they DID know that this is Piers Morgan, it's only because Piers Morgan is much more famous than Cameron is. And, it seems, more influential. At least, whatever Morgan says gets coverage.

Years ago, when Bloomberg was mayor, he proposed to fight obesity by making people aware of how much soda they were guzzling. How about, instead of waddling to a stadium concession and buying a fucking quart cup of soda, you had to waddle back and forth two times? And be aware that you were ordering a second wasteful wasteline-bulging helping?

How about 7-11 no longer selling the "BIG GULP?"

The mayor was accused of "ruining the fun," and his bill was sent down to defeat. At least he tried.

Cameron? He's getting the "at least he tried" show of pity. He's "ruining the fun" for Europe's twits, who want to suck England's money and spit refugees at the country at the same time.

How hard is Cameron fighting to keep Great Britain great? How can a bunch of proven morons like "Invite Half of Syria into Germany" Merkel, be allowed to destroy England, which is one of the few great nations left in Europe? Does Cameron really want to spearhead change, or is he blundering about so he can shrug and say, "I tried," and go back up Iain's arse?

The answer my friend, is...like wondering who is blowing Piers Morgan in the wind.

It's better left rhetorical because the truth is just too farcical and pointless. Good change almost never happens. The world is seeing the Day of the Muslim Locusts. The 21st Century is not going to see a 22nd.

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