LIMERICKS AND THAT!
Fat Amy one night got so hot
That her slut-slit was slicker than snot
She blacked out, got fucked
Nine months later, what luck:
A Hottentot crawled from her twat
"It's prejudice" poor Amy cried,
"I've a dark child but I'm feeling PRIDE!
I'm convinced that it's brown
'Cause I shagged upside down
And the kid popped out from my back side!"
But I've troubles 'a plenty, it's true.
I've a pregnant sensation.
It's from constipation:
My anus holds nine months of poo!
Just then Shauna cried out "Your smells
Are like dog shit left burning in hell."
Darren cried, "That's not fair
It's your shaved pubic hair
That I've stored in some rotten clam shells."
Shauna answered, "I'm really no skank
It's Amy and Darren that's rank
But together their dumps
Ain't as bad as the lumps
In the diaper of Bill Hoobastank!
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