The dinosaur famous mostly for being famous, is lumbering your way.
It's STEPHEN FRY, probably known, if at all, because he played an obnoxious fat king in a few episodes of BLACKADDER.
Perhaps he's coming to America to stage a show about Oscar Wilde and his affair with BOSIE (aka, Lord Widener of Anus)
Is there anything sadder than a big fat rich old poof showing off his mutton-headed drunken stooge of a boyfriend?
This kid has that "deer in the headlights" expression that says "I won't have to bang His Lordship's ugly rump and pretend it's Adele THAT much longer. Honest, I'm NOT a poofter. I'm just doing this for the money.
"He's fat. He could have a heart attack any minute.
"Maybe he'll finance me in a re-make of "Doctor in the House," and I'll play Michael Upbutt, a proctologist learning to pull things out of the anal openings of decadent rich pansies.
"Yes, and I can see my boyish self, 20 years later, drinking myself to death in an obscure cheap hotel room in Blackpool, unable to live down the shame of having been Stephen Fry's rent boy.
"But let's be positive! Maybe one day before he drops, Stephen might arrange for me to meet Rowan Atkinson! I'd LOVE to drive one of Rowan's fancy cars...up Stephen's immense fudge tunnel! Stephen would love it, too!"
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