"UGLY" is the new "BEAUTIFUL"

We know ORANGE is the new BLACK.

We know FIFTY is the new FORTY.

We know ALL the smartass catch-phrases. In fact, we'll ADD one:

"UGLY IS THE NEW BEAUTIFUL."

A prime example would be mule-faced Kim Kardashian, with her shit-brown cow-eyes and her grotesque rump.

You could name plenty more, right? It would include rapper bitches with coconut heads dyed white, models who are anorexic, actresses who are flamboyantly obese and "reality show" twats with ridiculous plastic boobs.

It's been a running Photoshop joke, to take "Mona Lisa" or some other work of art, and "update it" for the 21st Century's retarded Millenials and ethnic monkey jackasses.

Since the late Mr. Munch is being given an exhibit at the NEUE Gallery, here's a NEUE version of one of his paintings.

Nothing is more attractive than a bitch with thong panties stropping her stinking ass, her fat butt cheeks hanging out, and a "tramp stamp" tattooed above her ass crack.

WHO can afford $20 admission to a museum? The very, very wealthy are dying off. They are being replaced by a new breed, guys like Puff Daddy and Kanye and Jay-Z, who make their fortunes off selling $200 sneakers to drug dealers and welfare cheats.

Yo, you expect a Nigga to pay $20 to go see pitchers on a flat-screen wall? Dey better show women with dyed hair, tattoos all over, BIG BOOTY, and if dey got anything on it should be a THONG only, or tight stretch pants.

PS, just like you revise spelling ("Nigga" for example, which Kanye considers a cheerful, friendly term of endearment), make sure to re-spell "Munch" as "Monkey."