Paris Hilton, as Dumb as Ever

Aren't we tired of stupid sluts showing off with their teasing SELFIES?

Well, no.

We should be.

But guys are guys. We will look. But we will also look when a dog poops in the street. So don't be TOO flattered, Paris.

I was wondering why in the world anyone still cares about this empty-skulled dog-faced rich-bitch bio-hazard. Aren't their intelligent, beautiful women in the world?

Then I remembered Hedy Lamarr's sage quote. It's easy to be sexy. Just "look stupid."

Most guys know that an intelligent woman will NEVER fuck THEM. Somebody stupid could be tricked, somehow. Even if it's just the ol' "drink this" game.

The point of THIS particular insta-crumb, is that Paris, well aware that she's failed at just about everything (movies, music, even porn) can only rely on getting a boob job. Her tits are, we are told, much bigger than they used to be.

This isn't necessarily so. Her head might be getting smaller. Footballs deflate. So do airheads.