Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Kunty Katy Perry Gives Us the Finger

After wearing outfits so stupid and un-sexy she could be a clown at a children's party, Katy Perry decided to immortalize her forgettable Super Bowl concert by...

A TATTOO? REALLY?

I guess she can remember to stick her finger up her cunt on her 49th birthday. Otherwise, what's the big deal of having XLIX on there? To help her remember something she did in the past? "Gee, what was the number of the Super Bowl I was on? Oh, let me check my finger. Ah, the 49th annual Super Bowl!" This, assuming she's good at remembering Roman numerals!

By this logic, Mick Jagger would be the Tattooed Man. Springsteen would be jet black. Think of all the guys who have not just played the Super Bowl, but played every important venue on Earth. Did they have to get a fucking tattoo each time?

Is Katy Perry so stupid she can't just re-watch the fucking concert? Put the dresses on again? Have some guy fuck her while wearing a shark suit?

As insane as it is, I could ALMOST understand it IF she had it actually done ON the field. As in, "Hey everyone, this was SO fantastic, I want to remember it forever. Cheer me as I get a few Roman numerals imbedded in my finger!"

But this was done afterward somewhere. Anyone could get it done...but they're not stupid. Not even members of the winning team would do something that stupid. Besides, they're getting Super Bowl rings, and that's enough.

Russell Brand, if you married and divorced Katy just to make her look stupid, you didn't have to. We all know.

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