Pathetic Drivel from Narcissist Cunt Tridevil

Sure enough, Goth McTwat is at it over at her beloved FARCEBOOK page.

She's got a handful of gaga-assholes solemnly agreeing with her, in awe of her, following her like sick sheep. But really, 40 or 50 "Likes" on her drivel is a sign that this IS a loser. Her idiot game has gotten very, very boring.

What does she have to say for herself except, "Look at me, I'm a morbidly self-centered cuntwipe who has to resort to idiotic prosthetic games to get attention."

Really, this chimp could have just done what dozens and dozens of other punky lost losers do, and had her teeth filed into fangs, gone for a Bettie Page hairstyle, walked around in next to nothing, done some porn, or...GOTTEN TATTOOS.

Nah, not enough. And being on Tumblr or eBay selling her used underwear? No, she's going for bigger money (she thinks). Only she's worn out her welcome because now everyone thinks of her as a sicko who beats guys and cages them and clearly has mental issues about men. She's gone beyond "fun" into just plain "freak." She's the drunk girl you listen to at the bar for a little while...and then leave even as she paws at the front of your shirt and slurs, "Hang around..." Yeah. For syphilis or extortion.

Oh, big surprise, her FARCEBOOK page was hacked (yeah, she's that important) and golly, she can't post comments at the moment.

And what else? Oh, the "look at me, somebody did a drawing of me." And ooh, hey everybody, I'M GOING TO MAKE A VIDEO. Oh, and the report from "that kid" is all wet. Right....a load of dumbass remarks the world's supposed to care about.

Sorry, Scuz, but between the mewling of the various Kardashians, the dead-eyed zombie walking of Paris Hilton, the periodic outbursts from Lohan and Bynes, and the perpetual "look at me I took a nude photo but I covered up my nippies" from Viley Virus...YOU are a D-lister in the Dipshit Stupid Fucking Skank category.

But come on everybody, let's all care about what's true and false with this piece of jizz journalism that is already very stale news.

Watta drama queen. This is her last month. Once Halloween is over, NOBODY will care about this wretched pumpkin-skull and her dopey "I got three boobs" nonsense. She calls attention to herself like a skunk.

Time for Stupid Evil 3-titted Jasmine Tri-Devil to GET LOST

There is no shortage of gullible morons.

There's no shortage of desperate dopey guys to pant and sniff ANY pussy and drool over ANY tits, even the wrong number of them.

There's no shortage of obnoxious twats to gain money and fame by being sex objects or worse...literal booby traps in the battle of the sexes.

There's some question over whether creepy "psychotic" Jasmine Tridevil (three-boobed devil) actually HAS a surgically added boob or just wears a prosthesis.

Unfortunately, there's a shortage of actual reporters and professional news sites now. This shit is beneath The New York Times. So some cunt can happily tell the world she has three tits, and this will be published without any question!

You might as well call yourself Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, and expect the world to pay attention. Oh. Forgot. Arthur isn't a woman with either crazily over-siliconed boobs, fake boobs, or prosthetic boobs (and there have been many porn films with women wearing ridiculously fake loads of rubber).

Sure enough, FARCEBOOK plays a role in this idiotic charade.

Where else does a gruesome tart go to sell used panties or create a following or just tell the world she's a cunt and expect to get compliments and worship for it? FARCEBOOK.

Bitch-face McShit, aka Jasmine Tridevil, turns out to be a dominatrix, and she uses FARCEBOOK to get her kicks.

Quoth a moron named Michael Squier, as he showed off his bare chest with words carved into it:

“She is completely psychotic. She turned me into a slave, beat me and humiliated me. I am physically scarred for life and live with the shame of what she did to me." He lived in a dog cage at her Florida home, and claimed she has a "torture" room and that she began slicing her name into his chest.

Yeah, and he probably was paid to say it by his lovely friend Tridevil. Or he's angling to get flay-for-pay offers from porn companies needing a masochistic asshole for their worst porn shoots.

Well, it's ALL good, isn't it?

This shit doesn't belong in any newspaper. Porn doesn't belong on the Internet. Freak show breast augmentation and various liars and con artists with prosthetics should be shunned. But it's ALL good and it's ALL here, and tomorrow's news will be even kinkier and creepier.

It's just more amusement as we up the ante and out-Herod Herod in our daily lives. Hey, the bitch who was sucking and fucking her way through school was ok for a while. So was the Octomom shooting babies out of her snatch. So was "tanning man," showing off her leathery skin and threatening to do strip shows. Now we have Jasmine Tridevil, who probably is making $5,000 a day shitting on Japanese guys, and turning down offers to sign bras at Comic-Con.

Christ...hopefully Jasmine will go for a swim and be eaten by a shark. One that can stomach fake tits.

Does anyone realize that young people are on the Internet? You fucking hypocrite asswipes who scream about Rolf Harris...YOU have clean hands? You fucking lunatics? Reporting on this crazy bitch in areas where underage readers can see...as abominable. It's despicable. It's corrupting minors. It's doing worse damage than Rolf Harris could ever do in 10,000 lifetimes.

Continued "news" about Jasmine "Three Tits" Tridevil only proves there's a sucker born every minute, and when you boast three boobs...that only means there are THREE suckers born every minute.

The tick...tick..TICKET BOMB

Ooh. Who wouldn't want to see a band that hasn't had a hit in 40 years. Has only one original member. Has all the stage presence of senile elks nibbling on drooping plant stalks.

Tick...tick...time is running out...what, the nose bleed seats are 40 pounds?? Tick...

Be confused as you find the right Internet link...get out your credit card and risk that you're going to find a dozen charges added to it from restaurants in Iraq or Turkey because of hackers.

Tick...tick...

Oh, and that 40 pounds? That's just the start...tick...tick...there are disclaimers to read, boxes to tick and agree to, and more charges being added every step of the way...tick...tick...

and BOOM.

In the end, the fucking final total is WAY more than the face value on the ticket!

Oh, the processing fee...oh, the tax...oh...SHIT.

All this extortion, all this padding...all to see a moribund band and be sitting with a bunch of utter assholes who are going to be talking through the entire show, screaming in your ear, going "WOO HOO" constantly, and climbing over your shoulder with a camcorder for a better bootleg for YouTube?

FUCK IT. FUCK THAT SHIT. THAT SHIT IS NOT WORTH FUCKING.

Going to a concert when the band was actually not suffering from dementia...that was hardly even fun. There were plenty of jerks, the sound was deafening, getting there was NOT half the fun, and staggering home was more prone to make you feel nauseous rather than wearily fulfilled. NOW?

Too bad, old band. You're too fucked up to write new material, you'd barely break even if you put out a new album (er, download-only mp3 file). You aren't able to play too many venues because nobody wants to come out to a show and be screwed by all the "extras" involved in buying a ticket.

No wonder most rock bands don't even play at all, or play one or two gigs a year. The music industry sucks and it's better to just quit and go out to pasture. And frankly, it's cheaper and more pleasant to have a day in the country and go out to a pasture and look at a few cows than to pay over-priced ticket fees to see idiots playing rock on stage.

Keep...tick...tick...tick...all the extra fees you add every time I click along till I get to the payment. I ain't paying a fortune to see a bunch of senile elks go through the motions in front of an audience of braying jackasses and "woo-hoo" shrieking owls.

Stupid Drunk Girls and Racist Black Monsters

In the daily search for amusement, people can get disgusting.

The news is full of a pig-faced load of shit named Jesse, who, it turns out, is a serial rapist-murderer. His DNA will probably be found in, on, or around the bodies of various girls who went missing. There probably are many girls still lying and rotting somewhere with his DNA on them, and girls whose bodies were found too late for DNA evidence to be collected.

What hasn't been touched on, of course, is two very obvious facts. SOME girls are stupid, and their idea of amusement is incredibly stupid. You do NOT get so wasted you can barely stagger out of the bar. You do NOT get so wasted you trust a BLACK guy to take care of you.

And, sorry, black guys who troll around the bars late at night, waiting to pounce on white drunk girls they can rape and kill...are racist bastards who should be put in front of a firing squad and shot. No life in prison. No waste of taxpayer money on their food and upkeep. Shot. Dead.

Gosh, white girls drunk and/or alone and then "gone missing." What a fucking surprise. What a literally fucking "amusement" for a black bastard who is going to commit racially motivated crimes and not be charged for them. Oh, no, it's a coincidence they were all white. We save the "hate crime" extra 20 years in jail for whites perps only.

Yeah, chicks who wouldn't give some black thug the time of day...give him their lives. Chicks who would insist that they are smart (going to college proving this) and are independent WOMEN who can take care of themselves...end up used and discarded. By THIS blubber-faced ass-lipped monster:

Don't call a spade a spade. As usual, black crimes against whites are never considered "hate" crimes. Because white people deserve it, and because whites are the majority so picking on them is just the law of averages. And don't call a stupid drunk girl a stupid drunk girl...out of respect for her family? Can't we even have a headline saying: DRUNK GIRL GOT HERSELF KILLED? Can we have enough sanity to point out when somebody did something stupid? You don't leave your car unlocked, your windows open, your credit card on a table...and you don't go out alone and get so wasted you end up tossed in a garbage dump or thrown into the woods like a stained mattress.

Nobody is going to learn much from the usual "girl gone missing, found dead" headline. Showing a picture of a pretty girl and an ugly monkey-faced load of shit...is not graphic enough. No... ...The headlines should've been BLACK RACIST PREDATOR TARGETED STUPID DRUNK WHITE GIRLS. Or something like that. But hey, let's not ruin anyone's "fun." Let's not let reality interfere. Let's not state the obvious. And let's not be surprised when it happens tomorrow, and the next day, and the next...

So tonight, next Friday night..."Where are you going?" "Oh, out...gonna go have some fun." "Don't go out alone and get drunk." "Ugh! I'm a WOMAN now, I can take care of myself." "And be careful about lurking blacks." "Ew, you are SO prejudiced..."

"Amusement" for some people is getting wasted...and for others, wasting someone — especially of the opposite sex and color. There should be some place in news reporting for the truth.

OKLAHOMA the Musical vs OKLAHOMA the Bloody Farce

They be wrong. Know wuttum sayin'?

A burly Muslim extremist beheads a helpless middle-aged lady and nearly kills another, and his mama say: "There's two sides to every story."

His mama says "I know what they saying," but they be wrong, yo.

Where did this shit take place? Harlem? Compton? Mississippi?

Nope. Ohhhhhhhhh-klahoma.

Remember the musical? Cowboys and farmers were in that one, I think. Nobody in Muslim garb. That was an idealized look at America, wasn't it?

I wouldn't know, because I've never seen the fucking thing, or "State Fair," or most of the all-American musicals that Broadway and Hollywood produced. But I think we're all longing for those days in the 40's and 50's when the American Dream and Mom's apple pie, and the church dance seemed like utopia. "An American Christian! God Damn!" (quoting Randy Newman's song about wanting to be gentile).

Now, Allah. Everything's Coming Up Allah.

What makes this Oklahoma story resonate is that it's mold in the white bread, it's a fly in the oatmeal, it's a dark spreading cancer throughout the healthy wheat fields of the Good Ol' USA.

It shows the stark contrast of "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" and "Surrey With the Fringe On Top" to today's vicious rap garbage and squealy shit from Viley Virus and her newest competition, idiot Ariana Grande.

Christ, I hate to be writing like Archie Bunker, but I can't ignore the truth. The country is rotting. It's full of incredibly stupid, violent people who have no culture. Sure, there have always been incredibly stupid, violent people, and if you were black or Jewish or Hindu and in Oklahoma in the 50's you'd end up a tree ornament with your neck broken. But now?

What the fuck is a Muslim doing in Oklahoma anyway?

How did he end up arrested over and over...and still get a job opportunity from white liberals?

Why did he NOT do his work and instead stomp around demanding everyone convert to Islam?

Why can't his mama speak English? "I know what they saying" ain't English, yo.

I'm well aware of how much this blog is demonizing Muslims lately...when there are millions of Muslims who are doing no harm, and when there are "role models" like Muhammad Ali, who was ready to go to jail rather than fight in Vietnam...but wasn't declaring jihad about it.

But isn't it odd that there are organized bastards like ISIS, and there's no organization in opposition? The Jews, the blacks, women...they have the ADL and NAACP and NOW. You name the group and there's always an organization to stand up for them and complain about injustice and point out the truth. Where's the Muslim leader who is a version of Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton? Where's the Muslim version of Dizzy Desi the Toot (Desmond Anti-Semite Tutu) or the Pope...somebody to remind us, AND Muslims of what their dear, sweet, kind, beautiful, peaceful religion is all about?

So here we are, watching the rot, the decay, and the violence...and a total shift in what people consider to be culture. As dopey as "Oklahoma" was, I'd prefer having that shit blasting on a store's radio instead of Viley and Ariana and Jay-Z.

I'm a Libra, so I think I know when stuff is out of balance. The world is out of balance. There was a time when it seemed like we were all getting along...when everybody liked The Four Tops, for crying out loud. Christ, even Michael Jackson brought us together with his stupid fucking song about not being the father of some little bastard or other.

And so it goes. The headlines around the world are about anti-Semitism, because people are too terrified to scapegoat Muslims or point out who is causing all the terror in this world.

It's a bizarre world where there's Muslim maniacs beheading old ladies in Ohhhhhhhhhhh-klahoma.

What's next on Broadway? The all-Muslim version of Sweeney Todd? Mostly just the chorus: "They all deserve to die...unless they believe in Allah, Mrs. Akbar-al Lovett..."

Muslims are Disgusting, Not Brigitte Bardot

A newspaper miracle: a good, well-written article in the London Daily Mail.

It's by Michael Thornton and it's about Brigitte Bardot, who just turned 80.

He had the great privilege of seeing Brigitte in her prime:

The overview of her career justly places her above Marilyn Monroe as a true, real sex symbol, not an invention. Some might argue Monroe was a sensual creature, whose restless nethers were never in knickers unless it was absolutely necessary. But Thornton argues that there was nothing phony and everything joyous about Brigitte's erotic mind and body.

Just as important in this article, is Thornton's chronicle of how she turned down roles, turned down acting after a while, and unlike Sophia Loren and others, never tried to artificially look young or continue to make films just for the money.

Bardot was bored and disgusted with Hollywood, and in her stormy post-film career, she's been disgusted by the very things that most everyone seems to adore...Muslims, immigration, and flamboyant faggot "fairground freaks."

Like most sensitive and intelligent people, Bardot began to realize that much of the goodness and beauty in this world can be seen in nature, not in man. She created her foundation to help the animals...and pointed out that the real animalistic behavior was coming from those who slaughtered seals, or migrated to a country only to be spiteful, hateful ingrates bent on violence.

Are the citizens of France truly pleased with the huge amount of Muslims who, at any moment, could start beheading people in the street? Today's news in America is of some monkey in Oklahoma announcing he wanted to behead people (as some other monkey in Oklahoma did). More news: a Muslim jerk in Canada of all places...quiet, cold Canada...openly boasted of ISIS plots against New York (Canada, after all, is unimportant). All over YouTube it seems the big thing is to be an ugly Muslim and jeer into the camera about death to white people. They boast of plotting to blow up the White House. They stand around glowering and declaring that Allah is great...and then cringe behind "freedom of speech" and "freedom of religion" if anyone tells them to shut up. "It's a free country," they say...as they do their damndest to make sure where they live is no longer free, but under the thumb of dirty shit-faced cretins who don't actually believe in some invisible friend, but believe in power and Fascism.

That's what the followers of ISIS don't get, and what morons never understand. Why is it that these Muslim leaders say: "Blow yourself up for Islam" but don't do it themselves? Why don't they lead by example?

The answer is they want to enjoy their drugs, their white women in bondage, their brown women being humiliated, and all the excesses Sultans have enjoyed down through the centuries.

The whole point of those ISIS beheadings was promotion. It was a huge commercial all over the world. It not only said, "Hey, Obama, Hey Camoron, we're keep killing innocent Brits and Americans if you don't kiss ass and bow down to Mecca and believe in Allah and do what we say." It said, "Hey, Muslim maniacs, join us. We make millions a day with corrupt oil sales. Since you're already nuts enough to believe in Allah, and that you'll get 72 virgins in heaven, come to Syria and Iraq and bring your secrets and knowledge of your homeland. And if you can't come...be a fucking terrorists where you are. Behead people. Terrorize. Plot bombings. Make the world hell...and you'll get 72 virgins in heaven."

And who stood up to this shit? WHO STOOD UP TO THIS SHIT?

I say again, WHO STOOD UP TO THIS SHIT?

Muslims? ANY MUSLIMS? I'm talking about MUSLIMS. I'm talking about all those silent, dark, angry-faced MUSLIMS trudging to the mosque every day to wash their fucking feet and point their dirty noses to Mecca. Where is their condemnation of ISIS?

I say again: WHO STOOD UP TO THIS SHIT?

It seems the only "clerics" doing the talking...are terrorists...with hooks for hands, and blind eyes, and rage coming out from their rotten stumpy teeth.

Where are the Muslim leaders, the presidents, the rulers of countries...to claim that Islam is peaceful, that beheading is wrong, that terrorism is an abomination?

WHO STOOD UP TO THIS SHIT?

An old woman in France. Brigitte Bardot.

Literally risking her life in a world gone mad, this woman who once gave the world frothy comedies, lovely music, and exhilerating photos of herself...this woman who devoted her life to the helpless animals...spoke out against the real animals. She's been fined for it by cowards with cheese on their breath. She's been told to keep quiet by frightened Frenchmen who are more concerned with sniffing baguettes and getting drunk on wine than changing the fate of their own country.

Should the world actually survive long enough for Kim Kardashian to celebrate an 80th birthday, will anyone care? No, because she's an ugly gorilla with a voice like a squealing pig. She's no Bardot. It's possible Jolie might be admired when she hits 80, but she'd be the exception. Hopefully she'll make it, and Bardot's words about immigration will have resonated enough so that the planet isn't one big miserable riot of fear and violence because of Muslims.

In the meantime, some of us celebrate that there was actually some good news in the paper, that someone eclipsed Kardashian and the other dumbasses, gorillas, whores and mindless retards, and that Bardot's 80th was acknowledged with love and affection.

PS, fags, tone down the "flamboyance," because a lot of you really are behaving like fairground freaks, and your jeering effeminacy is as ugly and aggressive and misplaced as ISIS jackasses shouting jihad.

Happy To Get This Far Together: A Very Sirius Lawsuit

Artists are always getting screwed. We all agree?

Part of it is that artists are naive. All they want to do is create. They trust a manager. They sell their souls to whoever puts them on stage or publishes their work. What they DON'T expect, is to be outright screwed by greedheads who think the money belongs to them instead!

Did you know that The Turtles aren't getting paid by Sirius Satellite Radio?? They have filed a lawsuit to change that:

As you can see, there's a mess of legalities going on.

What's almost unbelievable, is there needs to be legal action at all...you'd think these guys would OF COURSE be getting royalties. American and British copyright law tells you this stuff is (not yet) in "public domain."

Frankly, it shouldn't even be close to public domain. Many of the artists are still alive. Any fucking pensioner in a nursing home is still entitled to a government check. What an uproar if the government said, "By the way, bricklayer, plumber, government pencil pusher who spent his life denying benefits to British born citizens while giving them to immigrants...YOU reach 75 and we cut off your payments."

Huh? I'd like to see the Seniormole types nod their heads and say, "Oh, fair enough. I'll just go listen to my Spotify, where they cheat The Turtles and every similar rock group. Oh well. Insurance, welfare, royalties...it's all silly, a kerfuffle, a bunch of people hurling their poo. Goodness gracious me..."

Round One has been won by the people who should never have had to go to court in the first place.

Nice Toys, Traitor Thom Yorke

I noticed in an issue of NME a week ago, this big beautiful picture of one of the onionhead members of Radiohead, posing at the studio where he, band members, and solo ho' Thom Yorke play.

Look at all the toys.

Do YOU have a set-up like that? Do most indie bands? Singers?

No, I think most people have a shitty ProTools set-up on their computer, a cheap microphone, and that's about it. What they have is barely adequate for uploading something stupid to YouTube. If they self-pressed an album to sell at gigs...you can be sure the complaints are "ew, this sounds home-made..." and "you used fake drums and almost all the instruments are sampled," etc.

This Thom Yorke prick, who smugly announced he was selling six songs for $6 via the thieving world of Bit-Torrent...could afford to GIVE the fucking thing away. His "new paradigm" is simply being famous enough that he doesn't need much publicity or promotion to let people know he's recorded some shit.

No, traitor Tom, that's NOT how it works for anyone else...the indie artists, the old-timers, the vast majority of performers who are struggling, unable to get their work heard, unable to get paid, unable to afford a fucking fancy studio like YOU CAN.

People get the idea that progrock people are somehow so sensitive...so caring...have such insight...are deeply concerned with the state of the world. Then you have a piece of shit like Thom Yorke that tells you the exact opposite.

OKLAHOMA...once a head-hunter always a head-hunter

What a surprise. NOT.

How stupid are the people in immigration? They let any chimp out of a crate and into America?

This reminds me of Travis the Chimp, the animal (literally, of course) that pulled a woman's face off and destroyed her life. The woman's idiot friend had kept the chimp for years, with no problem. But sure enough, one day this animal, already fucked up on drugs and booze, went berserk.

The human monkey that not only killed but decapitated a middle-aged lady...he wasn't on drugs or booze, that we know of. He was just a brainless savage who snapped easily when he didn't get everything he wanted...which was to get paid for doing nothing

This savage, whose grandparents probably decapitated people, had a streak of psycho in him, and it was getting worse. He had a FARCEBOOK page all about his fucking Islam, and his desire to kill people. Nobody noticed...or could say anything? He was allowed to walk around the office yapping at everyone to convert to HIS religion or die? He finally got his ass fired, and so he went berserk?

This fucking orangutan coward couldn't even pick on another man, he had to kill a middle-aged woman who couldn't possibly fight back? That's ISLAM for you...misogynistic and crazy and homicidal and disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Where's Yusuf the Cat to say that this is NOT the real Islam? How come the fucking Muslims who are supposedly nice, and clean, and tolerant of others...don't open their fucking yaps now and then and SAY something?

This could have been avoided...by not importing this monster in the first place. By monitoring every fucking Muslim who has a FARCEBOOK page. Boot fucking Muslims out of the country. If you let any remain, put them through some psychological testing, and make sure they have a job, are rational, and don't display violent tendencies. That could help.

How lovely, the UK and USA being so full of white guilt they're now so full of black crazies. America is so fucking stupid they let entire broods of maniacs set up and take over entire towns and villages. There's a Somali area of Minnesota! Yeah...we need Somali Pirates in America? What the fuck for? We got 'em, we're nurturing them...and guess who have joined Isis? Wow, some of the fucking Somali bastards who emigrated to Minnesota. They didn't like it here...now they want to go to Syria and Iraq and help kill any whitey who dares to try and educate the people there, or trade with them fairly and honestly.

Some British guy who isn't even a real soldier...he's part of a fucking marching band...gets decapitated right on a fucking street. Anyone talking about it anymore besides ME? Everyone's forgotten?

Maybe there's a faint memory, and it's helped Camoron to finally join other countries in at least condemning ISIS. You've got "The Beatles" (talk about fucking obnoxiousness) racing into the Middle East just to kill people, show off the heads, and help recruit MORE fucking maniacs.

That's the point...ISIS makes millions a day on oil...somehow they are selling (to Putin?) and being able to pay for more and more soldiers. They're actually importing Muslim maniacs who know all about England and America because they lived there...the ingrate chimps. They get British Muslims who name themselves after The Beatles...and wage insane war.

The only good thing I can say about this latest insanity, is that it has to upset Roger Waters. I mean, spindly, death-mask shit-for-brains Roger keeps insisting, as does Dizzy Desi the Toot and Peter Gabriel and Eno and some other assholes...that ISRAEL is the "apartheid" nation that practices "genocide." Now? Now they have to sulk and add America. Yeah, I've seen it all over the Net lately: "Look at the poor Syrian children killed by those bad, bad American bombs. Ooh, ohh, why can't those mean Americans ONLY kill ISIS soldiers? How come they have to kill some widdle kiddies? Look at these poor dead snookies? Wahhhh...

Yeah? FUCK YOU. Remember London during WW2. Civilians were being bombed. Anyone care to ask some British families about children, fathers, mothers and grandparents who got killed? That's war, babies. That's fucking war, and that's why it's not a good thing.

And the best way to PREVENT war is to do something about the fucking Muslims. THEY are the ones who are murderous and savage and insane and unwilling to be civilized. The British, the Americans, the Israelis, even the fucking stupid Dutch Douchebags...they aren't going on TV showing how they behead innocent people. That's the MUSLIM game. And we stupidly encourage Muslims to emigrate...when it's been proven that they are ingrates and thugs and only want to destroy our way of life?

Perhaps the Oklahoma situation...a fucking moron beheading a woman because he's a psycho bully and a coward...maybe it'll flash some words into the brains of the American public: DO NOT IMPORT MUSLIMS. The country does not NEED immigration of any kind, but certainly not MUSLIMS.

WALL OF SILENCE ... CRAZY PHIL SPECTOR CAN'T TALK

He pioneered the "Wall of Sound" and now it's The Sound of Silence.

It's hard to feel bad for an arrogant little pipsqueak producer who fired guns in recording studios (and scared the crap out of Leonard Cohen, among others). The fact he's in jail...would also suggest that he did shove a gun into some bimbo's mouth and pull the trigger in a fit of typical Spectre of Death insanity.

In the past few days, the Internet was inundated with his latest mugshot picture...the gleeful idiots of the world laughing it up that Mr. Wigged Out was truly a skinhead murderer.

Does this guy get royalties even though he's in the jug? Does he get fan mail? Is he going to see Joan Rivers' throat specialist to try and get his vocal cords fixed?

Anybody really care?

A dark "Sweeney Todd" on PBS - for the blind

Huh? Channel-surfing, I see a somewhat familiar scene...and well-known music.

It's "Sweeney Todd," but performed by a one-dimensional asshole in the lead. He looks like Meatloaf, and he has all the charm of Rosie O'Donnell. He has one expression, which is to tug half his mouth into a sneer and to look sullen.

Ah, there's an animated Mrs. Lovett, trying to save this production. Only she's way too over-the-top. Emma Thompson...and irritating. But you know, "Sweeney Todd" might be the greatest musical ever on Broadway. Or you can call it a light opera, thereby giving the nod to "My Fair Lady," or "Man of La Mancha," or if you're sort of faggy "West Side Story" or if you're sort of Jewy, "Fiddler on the Roof." Or if you're real faggy, "Chicago," "Cabaret," "Cage Aux Folles," whatever.

OK, "Sweeney Todd" is STILL "Sweeney Todd," a misanthropic tale of anger, revenge, hopeless rage and, yes, NO forgiveness. None of that sweet "Oh well, I forgive the killer, I forgive the rapist, I forgive the son of a bitch-bully who stalked me all over the fucking Internet." NO forgiveness.

It's a very black play. But hold on...it's gotten blacker. Who IS that thing? The one that looks like James Brown in drag?

Oh, it's the current black darling of Broadway, Audra McDonald, the one that fags and morons are praising for her totally unrealistic singing as Billie Holiday in a one-woman show. Nevermind how Billie actually sang, let's do all her hits with some cabaret-type lady.

They had to shoe-horn her into "Sweeney Todd?" What the FUCK for? To be politically correct? How about being socially correct...find me a black face in Sweeney Todd's London that doesn't belong to a chimney sweep.

And you've RUINED the show. I mean, more than it's already been ruined by a grumpy fat guy as Todd and a ditsy old bag as Lovett. Because...and I'm not giving away much of the plot here...Sweeney Todd is supposed to recognize this woman very late in the show.

In every other production, you can forgive Sweeney for NOT recognizing this character, because a) he's nuts, and b) she's a beggar woman...the equivalent of today's crack whore. But for fuckin' Chrissake, how do you NOT recognize a BLACK woman? There aren't many in London, and there aren't even many in the supporting cast! In fact I counted only a few in the chorus.

Now, this PBS (educational TV) low-budget production was tolerable. You can't NOT enjoy murder scenes that involve bloody faces. You can't NOT enjoy some of Sondheim's lyrics and music no matter how mediocre the singers or actors (say, Johnny Depp...). But I'm very pissed off about this casting.

You've heard it a million times...white people who smugly tell each other, "I don't see COLOR...I don't see if someone's black or white." Yeah? You'll sure bitch and moan if instead of the vanilla ice cream you ordered I brought you chocolate, chump.

Of COURSE we recognize color, and today we're SUPPOSED TO...we're supposed to happily listen to NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA from every rap moron, and watch blacks strut the stage acting ghetto. We're not allowed to have a movie with two white or two black people in the lead...it has to be mixed, and there has to be a LOT of stupid fucking dialogue to let us know the BLACK one be COOL.

Instead of the beggar woman, Audra should've played Mrs. Lovett. At least that doesn't fuck up the plot. Sweeney tolerating a black woman while trying to avenge his miseries...that makes sense. Sweeney NOT recognizing someone he knew, who is BLACK, in 99.9% white London? NOT too believable. A stretch across the brain if not the throat. And offensive. "We have to have some blacks in this production..." FUCK YOU. It reminds me of a great line from Mort Sahl. He walked out in a nightclub and said, "I got a bad notice from a Liberal reviewer...he wanted to know why there are no black people in my act."

A black Cinderella. A black Eliza Dolittle. Say, how about "Jihad on the Roof" and you cast a black Muslim as Tevye the Milkman? It's ALL good...

WHO...THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE WHO'S 50th?

Have you seen Pete Townshend lately? He looks like any pensioner-geezer sitting in a rocker...

I'm not an ageist. Anyone over 40 is a fuckin' old-timer as far as THIS world is concerned, and that's a shame. I'm not saying "wrinkly rockers" like Mick Jagger should go away, or that hoarse-voiced Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen need to pack it in. You're never too old to rock and roll. But...

WHO ASKED YOU TO?

I mean, just because it's your fucking anniversary...40th or 50th...you don't need to soil our ears, or your adult diapers, just to prove you're alive. Grace Slick's retired. It IS possible to just stop being a jackass and act your age.

As a fellow blogger succinctly pointed out, in the case of The Who, the age-old question is: "WHY?"

These guys haven't been relevant in 40 years. I do remember when that fucking "Tommy" thing was hot shit. It was awful and unavoidable. Every fucking radio station kept playing that irritating "Pinball Wizard" song, and some progressive stations happily played the one about the pervert diddling the boy.

I suppose "The Who" deserve some credit for, like Liz King of The Doors and Janis Junkyard, being a one or a two-hit wonder. Yeah, "My G-g-g-g-generation" as j-j-j-j-jerky as it is, is a rock c-c-c-c-classic among those now old enough to have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. What else? "I Can See For Miles?" "Pictures of Lily?" So far, that barely puts them at the level of The Kinks. That's not even ONE side of a "Greatest Hits" album. I've left off "We Won't Be Fooled Again" because it's just SO stupid. We've been fooled...mostly by "The Who" Greatest Hits re-packages.

Give 'em credit for breaking perfectly good guitars...and they're still short of deserving any space on the podium with The Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Fuck Who!

Just because it was their 50th, the Stones staggered out to show the world they could perform for two hours without taking a nap. Good. Seriously. Jagger's at an age where one wrong move with his faggot dancing and he can break a hip.

Props to McCartney for still getting it done, and Dylan of course, and all the others in their late 60's and beyond. But WHY flog a 40th or 50th unless there's a reason? I mean a GOOD reason, not just to fill the coffers with money cadged off dimwit diehard fans who MUST own EVERYTHING? Go away, Jethro Tull. And guess what, Mr. and Mrs. Davies (whichever one you choose to call the cunt), NOBODY CARES ABOUT A KINKS REUNION. This is the most absurd and tiresome "Story" ever foisted on Rolling Stone and the other mags that actually bother to write up geriatric rockers.

It's always the SAME fucking SHIT...a whole lot of bickering, pouting, insults, ultimatums...and let's please remember that The Kinks stopped being The Kinks at LEAST 30 years ago. If not more. When was the last time they had any kind of hit? "Come Dancing" was 1983. And it stunk, really.

WHY are we still getting interviews from Ray and Dave in which they bitch to reporters (but not to each other) over when...how...maybe...if...and toss their coy demands through the media. Oooh, we can do it WITH Mick Avory...or NOT. We can only do it if we have new material. We can only do it if...oh, SHUT THE FUCK UP. And The Who? Just seeing a re-package on that shit reminds us a turd can't be polished. And I don't think it was exactly newsworthy that yet another re-package of George Harrison's mediocre solo albums was made into a grand "gift idea" for Christmas.

You can barely name, on one hand, the artists over 60 who are still writing and singing material worth buying. Most of their product isn't worth listening to on a fucking free download! I sure as hell don't bother with most of this idiocy, even for free. If I do, a quick listen tells me, "No, lost it. Pale imitation of what you were."

The 50th nonsense with The Who and The Kinks is just depressing and irritating. As much as we want the illusion of immortality, or at least the illusion that being 70 is not a death sentence, or that you don't look like you should only come out on Halloween...the fact is that a 50th Anniversary is bound to be nothing but an embarrassing old whore exercise in vanity and futility.

How nice that Jay Black or Gary Brooker or Tom Jones can still hit a note. None of them can hit one on a song that is less than 30 years old...if not 40 or even 50. Because anything they've written recently has sucked, and most of 'em can't even find a decent song by somebody else!

The alternative is what, not being part of the 21st Century at all? Not a great alternative. But really, some of these acts can retire and most of us wouldn't miss 'em in the least. I'm very happy to recall Grace Slick as somebody who was vaguely worth looking at 40 years ago, and definitely worth hearing...on maybe two songs. Tops. At least she had the Grace to go away when she stopped being Slick.

KIMYE - hemmorrhoid lips Kanye West and brain-dead Kim Kuntrashian: FUCK UP IN FRANCE

Oh what a delightful surprise. In France they kick monkeys on Main Street.

Mama, here's a cheap disgrace.

What they wore was FASHIONABLE?

Are they EVER FASHIONABLE?

Boo, hiss...they're lucky they weren't pelted with shit and piss.

The last time I unavoidably heard about the simple simians, was a few days ago when Kim was "attacked" during a Fashion show appearance. Of course it was all publicity garbage. Unfortunately, no stranger ran at her, tackled her, or even made her dumb cow eyes blink.

Some media whore of a dimwit made a clumsy move toward her, her squadron of Planet of the Apes guards quickly pushed him back, and that was that. He ended up declaring his undying love to her, got his name in the papers, and wandered away.

BUT...

On their next stop, or the stop after that...the "Royal" couple who represent America's toilets...got booed? GOOD.

Kanye West, the perpetually sulking Sultan of Twat, the one who insists his "Girl" should be on the cover of every fashion magazine, will no doubt black-chalk this up to racism. Or jealousy. Or that heathens don't realize he's Yeeezy or Jesus Jr. or whatever delusional name he feels like calling himself today.

The shitlump with clothes on, Kanye thinks he actually knows fashion. Whatever he wears, he looks like a turd wrapped in toilet paper.

Hey Kanye, did you get for the hots after you saw your "Girl" suck cock in a porn video? And are you sure it was the "Girl" you really had the hots for?

Now look at that picture...what does that look like?

Does that really look like a "royal" couple, or a pair of deformed orangutan balls?

At best, what you've got, left to right, is a zombie and a gorilla.

You got all the money and no class, Kimye, and most would settle for it.

It's nice to know that you will forever be laughed at by a huge section of this planet, and that wherever you go, there will be sniggers (that's SNIGGERS) and outright guffaws. Money can't buy you...taste.

Is it possible that these two monsters are truly unhappy, and they pine mournfully for the respect and admiration they will NEVER EVER get? Good. I hope so.

I'll give credit to Kanye West for having put out one or two good rap songs (as good as rap songs can possibly be...which is rather piss poor). If dumbass fools buy his garbage, ok, that's what dumbass fools do. Plenty of horrible rappers have made a fortune.

I give NO credit to the hideous media whore Kim Kuntrashian, who is simply a fat-ass low-class piece of trash. Which goes for her entire fucking family, her stupid father, and her tranny stepfather.

From the tip of her pointed head, to her whining-snot-gurgle of a voice, to her simian mammaries to her train-station twat, out back to her whale blubber butt...I wish her health (and absolutely nothing else). But that's long as she stays the fuck out of camera range. If she doesn't, I hope she falls into an open sewer and dies.

Radiohead Shit Head Thom Yorke and his Bit-Torrent Whoring - He is DEAD WRONG

Just when you thought bone-head Bono was the biggest douchebag on the planet...

Here's clueless selfless, shit-for-brains Thom Yorke.

For reasons unknown, Mr. Radiohead has a following. He or Radiohead wants to give away shit, it's given away. For years now, Thom with or without his fellow old farts have let cretins know that stealing music is ok with them. They let the maggott bloggers upload and download faster than you can say Zinfart. That's because they make so much money they don't care. Which gives the impression that ALL rock stars make so much money it's ok to steal the music.

This latest insanity? Ingrate scumbag Thom Yorke is helping to promote thieves and pirates. That's what BIT-TORRENT is all about, isn't it? It's about free downloads. It's about putting a thingy on your computer so you can go to Kickass and the other places, and steal, steal, steal.

Somehow, rather than work with the dreaded iTunes (who only spent millions and millions to create an mp3 download system that worked and that made a profit), shit-for-brains Thom Yorke is sucking cock with BIT-TORRENT, and drooling about how his $6 download gives him "control," and he's not going to deal with those evil "music business" parasites. Nah, go with the maggots, instead. Right, maggot mind?

What a hypocrite. What nerve. How DARE this bearded scrotum tell the world he's fighting against the "gatekeepers," and using Bit-Torrent is SO much better than if he offered his shit on iTunes for six bucks.

Drug-addled sap-faced "rock stars" really should just stick to the music, because without it, they are about as intelligible as homeless crackheads. And about as interesting. When it comes to anything but singing and playing, these idiot savants are just about brain dead.

What a fucking ingrate this Yorke patty is. His lousy group was nurtured along by a MAJOR LABEL! He had support every step of the way. How does he think Radiohead became popular? Now he's smirking and kicking the "gatekeepers" to the curb? That's just an ingrate for you, a gutless creep.

When you buy at McDonalds or Tesco or wherever...you are saying, "You corporate weasels managed to put out a good product that I want. You had the muscle to BUILD A FUCKING BUILDING near me, you had the smarts to create a staff, get distribution in place, and bring me what I need at a fairly decent price."

You don't think BONO or THOM YORKE ever shop at Tesco? That they boycott every fast-food joint? Whatever places they go to...these are mostly places that exist because they work within the system, for better or worse. They are gatekeepers. Whether it's the pub, the fancy-ass restaurant, the theater, the get-away resort, the beach cottage, the airline they fly on...it's almost ALL the work of gatekeepers. It's almost ALL the work of people who built it up by using Capitalism's tools.

Demonizing record labels, book companies, TV networks...why? To rationalize stealing? They are corporations, that's all. They are part of the system, and they do a job, and guess what...yeah, they take a GOOD percentage. Just as the government takes taxes. Just as the doctor and the lawyer and the plumber take their fee based NOT on just the time it takes to fix what was broken, but based on their fucking rent, their fucking insurance, and the fucking time it took for them to get the diploma.

As the late Joan Rivers used to say...GROW UP!

GROW UP Thom fucking Yorke, you pygmy-minded selfish sod. What's so radical, impressive or even useful about throwing your lot in with Bit-Torrent?

What are you doing that helps indie rock acts? They're all supposed to be like YOU? You are so fucking famous people instantly know you have new music to sell. Indie rockers don't.

You think $6 and Bit-Torrent is the answer? Giving money to a different monster is all I see. Bit-Torrent did what, exactly, different from iTunes or Amazon? They built up a business, in this case probably on drug money, piracy and prostitution, and they answer to NOBODY.

Apple...Steve Jobs...iTunes...that's a corporation that tried to be as ethical as possible...and for all their faults, they are damn better than fucking Bit-Torrent.

BIT-TORRENT doesn't seem to care who uses their service or for what. THAT is your morality, Thom?

While iTunes promotes all kinds of acts, and even gives away free samples...YOU, in your infinite wisdom, spit on them. As imperfect as those bastards are, they are within the system and have some integrity.

We're all supposed to embrace Mr. Radical here, the guy with the "new paradigm?" I don't think so. What works for bigshot Thom Yorke isn't going to work for the singer/songwriter who has to pay to play. It isn't going to work for the rock group that must invest a fortune because picky stinking fans complain about artificial drums, or ProTools, or computer sound that isn't rich and full like they're used to getting from major rock bands who pay for big studio time and production.

Christ, it is beyond disgusting when a role model is as warped and repulsive Thom Yorke is...so thoughtless, so immature, so egocentric and so fucking WRONG.

OK, Thom...now that everyone knows there's a new item from you...they are NOT going to pay SIX dollars for SIX songs, pal. They are going to share it on KICKASS and every pirate home that uses Bit-Torrent.

THOM YORKE your head is so far up his ass, you don't look at accountant figures, or study and weigh the best business plan. ALL YOU KNOW is you have money in the bank to shove drugs up your nose. And you "think" you're so smart and radical by giving the finger to "the establishment."

THOM, I hope you go bankrupt. I hope you don't have a pot to piss in. I hope you are royally, completely, utterly screwed by all the fat-cat business managers, accountants and whoever else you have, who you think are worth THEIR fees. YOU use the establishment constantly, but you dare to be hypocrite enough to screw iTunes and think you've done something fantastic.

I hope that you suddenly have your world come crashing down, and you discover how difficult it is for 99.999% of the musicians to get their stuff recorded and heard and SOLD.

I wish you hell on Earth you dumb stupid ungrateful piece of shit.

"LORD" what an ASSHOLE this blogger is

Yes, while I've been exploring FARCEBOOK lately, I have not neglected Blogslop, the Google playground for old, retired, smug, stupid, self-centered testerone-challenged chumps.

The fabulous self-proclaimed "Lord" who totters around boot sales like a senile penguin, has been posting some choice items that he thinks people care about.

In case you missed his latest:

Reporter Files Last Broadcast Report - and Dies

These are the times that try men's rationalizations.

John Slattery was your typical local news reporter. He fit the mold: solid, good looking, professional...dependable. There was nothing flashy about him. You were just used to seeing him on the scene of a fire, a flood, a homicide, a traffic accident, or on location in some distant war zone.

. So the guy puts in 30 years (not to mention an early five or more on radio and at dinky stations in obscure towns). He gives his last report. And has a heart attack.

How do you rationalize that? What's the priest gonna say at the funeral? His work was done...he had a full life? That he didn't fucking deserve, at 63, to have five, ten, twenty good years with the wife and family, and maybe write a memoir or use his local fame for charity?

Dana Tyler, one of the local news anchors, had a tough time holding back the tears as she read the prepared statement from the CEO at CBS. After all, she saw the guy just the other day. She probably was part of whatever stupid office party was thrown for him.

Disgusting news...no, but disturbing news. A newscaster who survived covering wars and homicides and crimes...drops dead hours after his final broadcast. That sure was a final broadcast.

New Yorker Caption Contest: It's Even Mediocre

The Three Stooges used to enthuse about idiotic shit: "It's phenomenal...it's sensational...it's even mediocre!"

So curb your enthusiasm for the lame "New York Cartoon Caption Contest."

Every week the effete, over-fed and pretentious shits of The New Yorker offer up a badly drawn cartoon and encourage the sponge-heads, Kale-eaters, and connoisseurs of matching socks and ties to...NOT BE FUNNY.

Did you laugh at ANY of the three "Finalist" captions?

Of course not.

Pathetic, isn't it? You know from glancing at the "comments" on websites and blogs, just how witless, obvious, jejune, bland and inane people are. Without bothering to think, they knock out the first thing that comes to mind.

On a newspaper website, this is usually: "You can't make this stuff up!"

Or: "That's gotta hurt!"

Or: "But tell us how you REALLY think."

Or: "If you fall for that I have some Florida swamp real estate you can buy!"

WHAT..EVER...

How can you NOT feel a sense of anhedonia and utter depression when a fucking cartoon contest that is supposed to make you laugh...makes you barf?

The New Yorker, once a place where you'd find Woody Allen and Chas Addams and other geniuses, is now full of timorous twits, wimpy jackasses and utter retards.

The New Yorker used to be known as a witty magazine. Now it's for middle-class mediocre morons. It's dumbed down. It's trying desperately to attract the unwashed, the unfashionable, the goons who'd guffaw at Vince Vaughn movies.

Barely one of the three "finalists" even bothered to key a line to the angel or devil in that cartoon. There's the "Didn't you see the light" which MIGHT be a play on "seeing the light" of God's wonder, or whatever. But that ain't funny. Nobody did much beyond knee-jerking an instant, stupid response. For that, they deserve to win...a subscription to Punch. Or...a punch.

Ho Hum, Yawns VARIETY - "FIVE MILLION COPIES PIRATED"

What's the message from VARIETY, the show biz "Bible?"

It's that piracy is alive and well, and movie studios are run by rich fat cats and twat-flashing slutty actresses and stupid fart-brain actors who make WAY too much money.

They aren't too appalled that a major new movie LOST five million potential sales.

You know what Spielberg and DeNiro and Scorcese and DiCaprio and Stallone and Eastwood are saying at their cocktail parties? At their brainstorming meetings? At their $1000 a plate dinners to raise money for their favorite do-nothing politicians?

Apparently it's a prideful, "Hey, my movie was bootlegged FIVE MILLION TIMES..." and "The trades say that the torrents have ALL my movies." Woo hoo!

If you accept it...you condone it. You're telling the world: "No problem!"

The article isn't exactly crying about how a movie was pirated. There's sort of a "gee, imagine if there was no piracy...would this movie still be doing badly?" But it's not a major concern, is it?

So, the message sent by VARIETY is that everybody's doing very, very well. The piece isn't, remotely, a warning sign that the studios should get the FBI into this and bust the torrents. Nah.

By not reporting this as appalling, Variety is condoning.

Take a look at two stores side by side. One of them has a security guard and tags on the merchandise. The other has no guard, no electronic equipment at the door to "sense" stolen merchandise being smuggled out. So what do you think? You have to think that THIS store is doing so well, a little shoplifting ain't gonna hurt. They can afford it.

So you read an article like this...and you get the idea "Oh well...there's piracy, we all accept it...we're not looking to ways to safeguard the merchandise or punish the guilty..."

Can you imagine a newspaper writing up a rape or a murder and not citing stats if it shows that rape is up 10% or that there have been more murders than ever? If you act like it's an isolated incident, and that it's just another day's news...nobody's going to care very much.

Is VARIETY pointing out these figures and demanding that politicians take action? That the FBI block torrent sites? Nope.

The message is: "Meh...we can afford it."

It's the same message dimwit cunts like Jennifer Lawrence are sending: "Well, yeah, we're a bunch of hedonistic sluts. We do naked selfies. Our boyfriends photograph us with jizz on our faces. Just as we happily strip topless in every movie, we have no morality in real life and it's no big fucking deal."

Piracy? Invasion of privacy? SO?

Yusuf Yourself: Cat Stevens Meows on Farcebook - Cancels NYC

You've got to be tolerant of Yusuf (aka Cat Stevens). This is hard to do with a guy who has written mewling, self-indulgent twaddle.

His genre, the "singer/songwriter," is loaded with guitar assholes who attempt to impress the opposite sex with painfully sensitive self-advertisements. But even in this category, Stevens was/is a cold sore, with incredibly irritating nonsense. If you bother to actually read the lyrics to "Wild World" or "Sad Lisa," you see that this is a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich. On white bread. The words are actually dumb and even insulting (to the listener and to the subject of Cat's meowing).

Mostly, his work has been beyond idiocy, from his overbaked "Peace Train" to his sappy "Moonshadow" to idiotic songs about dogs. But...didn't I say you've got to be tolerant? WHY? WHY not continue to cheerfully insult the jerk and his musical treacle?

Because he's a fucking Muslim, for one thing. In a world gone mad, with maniac Muslim groups beheading innocent people just to rave about their religion, this guy is a voice (tremulous at best) of peace. Of some kind. While he DID endorse a fatwa against Salmon Rushdie because he wouldn't go against the edicts of his beloved Ayatollah Crazy-Fuck, he seems to have said, now and then, that killing people isn't such a good idea.

Another reason to be tolerant is that stupid people need creepy performers like him. Like Jimmy Buffett. Like Neil Diamond. That's just the way it is. Secretaries and plumbers who read romance novels and suspense paperbacks need to sob to somebody's shitty music, and many choose his. Why be elitist or pseudo-intellectual because they'd rather have Cat than Dylan or Leonard Cohen or some other critics choice? And was "First Cut is the Deepest" that bad?

And lastly, you've got to be tolerant because the jerk is nice to his fans, and not everybody is. Granted, he'd better be, because he's such a fucking has-been.

But to some, he's a "still sensitive" teacher-poet-guru. Christ (oh, sorry, MOHAMED) a LOT of people remember that God-awful "Morning Has Broken," or "Where Do the Children Play?" and have great nostalgia for him. They don't care about his hitless newer work but they feel blessed that he not only HAS a fucking Farcebook page, but apparently reads some of the shit on it. Or has a secretary who convincingly imitates his style.

Yusuf the Cat (or his secretary) went on Farcebook to tell everyone that he wasn't going to play NYC...because of NYC's ticket policies!

Since he IS a Muslim, and ISN'T that famous anymore, he couldn't hold a press conference and blame warthog Bill DeBlasio, the city's blockheaded shit-brained corrupt hack of a mayor. DeBlasio hasn't done anything except give his black wife a job and make his annoying black children superstars whose every move ends up on the local news. He's failed on education. Crime is up. Even his promise to rid Central Park of overworked carriage horses didn't go anywhere. And he legalized ferrets. Watta guy.

Yu suffer, NYC. Serve yourself...by driving to Philly or Boston if you really care about Cat's litter.

My question is why Yusuf the Cat is so insular he doesn't know other pests like James Taylor, and the aforementioned Buffett and Diamond, and other jerks, and have them all organize and call for an end to ticket scalping. Why not, in an election year, tell Governor Cuomo that New York should reform the way tickets are sold?

Hilarious, that Yusuf the Cat's sappy fans have huffed, whinged and moaned about saving up a week's pay to see him...saved up to buy a train ticket, a night in a hotel, anything...just to see him mewl in his alternately simpering voice and that irritating baby-with-colic cranky shout.

So...what's up with tickets where Yusuf the Cat is confirmed to play?

Stubhub has scalpers charging $938 for Chicago and $3,000 for Boston!

EBAY, pimp central, home of fencing stolen merchandise as well as nuzzling scalpers, has 2 tickets for Los Angeles at $7,000 (or "best offer") and $1,399 for Boston ("or best offer" etc. etc.)

Ticketmaster isn't selling tickets yet to several shows, but you can bet that when they do, Yusuf the Cat's ardent fans won't be able to compete with scalpers and hackers who just seem to ALWAYS clear out the first ten rows of the orchestra and balcony.

We all know that this game will NEVER CHANGE.

But fans are so gullible. They say: "Nice of this guy to care SO much." All he, or Neil Young, Dylan or anyone else, has to do is mutter to whatever Rolling Stone magazine suck-up is lucky enough to get the rare interview, "Aw, it's unfair about the ticket prices."

That's enough. Don't DO anything, just CARE SO MUCH to acknowledge "aw, ticket prices, they're high."

Just like the artist.

Then they strum their fucking guitars and sing about Biko or something. And the fans slurp this diarrhea. Right, let's all be concerned about Hurricane Carter or a ghetto neighborhood in New Jersey because when you get down to it, we ARE a bunch of rich white fuckheads, we DID pony up whatever the scalper wanted, and we ARE center stage for OUR IDOL. Woo hooooooo!

Let's be honest, Dylan the Jew hasn't canceled a show in NYC. Nobody has except Yusuf the Muslim. Maybe he just didn't want to play NYC after all. But at least he's said something, and it's gotten into the media.

The FAIR way, but the time-consuming way, is to FUCK online ticket sales and Internet sales, and have people send in their check for TWO tickets only, in a sealed envelope. Put that shit in a big drum, and pull out the envelopes one by one. A fucking intern can do it. A few FANS can do it (with camcorders watching them). It wouldn't cost the artist a penny. Lucky fans might get front row or back row, but it would be honest. The luck of the draw. If some of them choose to re-sell because this stupid world now approves of scalping and it's legal...fine. Ebay and Stubhub are powerful forces with no morals. But at least the average jerk can't complain that they didn't get a fair deal from the start.

Is the way Ticketmaster sells tickets REALLY so fantastic in Boston or Chicago, Mr. Cat? You think your fans are really going to get the GOOD seats that way? Not likely, but you gotta be tolerant here...because for some reason or other, he's mumbled some complaint, and taken a stand against ONE city's ticket policies (as if they're that different from any other city's policies).

Oh...New York City critics might not be so kind to a hack wimp they hated 40 years ago and haven't welcomed any time he's played here? Nah...let's not go there. He set up the NYC in good faith, and fer Allah's sake, no faith is as GOOD a faith as the MUSLIM faith.

Stephen Hawking comes out as "Atheist"

What IS this, a slow news day?

All over the news websites: "Stephen Hawking declares he's an atheist."

Didn't everyone know that already? One good thing about having FireFuck for a browser, is that at least on some sites, I didn't have to see Hawking's ugly face.

Put it this way, when Photoshop melds with a movie-maker program, I'd love to make a movie with Hawking's repulsive mug. I'd stick it on the face of the woman in the wheelchair who gets pushed downstairs by Richard Widmark.

Over a year ago, Rabbi Abraham Cooper, who runs the Simon Wiesenthal Center, wrote a piece about Hawking-up-a-Loogie. Cooper was dismayed that Hawking was boycotting a conference because...it was being held in Israel.

Hawking, who has a face like a dog's chewbone somebody tossed in the trash, made no secret of his droolingly perverse dislike for Israel...which seemed to grow on him like a carbuncle. Years earlier, he was always willing to let Israel pick up the tab and fly him in. It gave him a chance to pick the brains of Israel's brilliant scientists. Or just visit the land of Jesus Christ, the well known Jew. Somehow, over the years Hawking became more and more nutsy and Nazi about anything Jewish.

In the piece, published May 9, 2013, Rabbi Cooper pointed out that Hawking was an atheist. So why it's such a fucking news item now, I have no idea.

If you want to read Cooper's rather gentle remarks on this insulting pile of chicken bones that is Stephen Hawking, you can read on.

The article was titled: "ATHEIST STEPHEN HAWKING and Church of Scotland both determined to demonize Israel."

I was looking forward to hearing the iconic Stephen Hawking, the internationally renowned English theoretical physicist....

The conference gathers the world’s top leaders and intellectuals for discussions on everything from science and technology to religion and politics. Past attendees have included former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, Google founder Sergei Brin, former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales.

(Cooper was looking forward to hearing) from a man who has continued to make his indelible mark on the world despite suffering from a debilitating form of the neuro-degenerative disease ALS (Lou Gehrig’s disease) that has left him completely paralyzed.

But it won’t happen.

After agreeing to deliver the coveted keynote in Jerusalem, the highly unorthodox Hawking, who has visited Israel four times, has caved to the prevailing virulent anti-Israel orthodoxy among the United Kingdom’s elite and announced he’ll boycott because of Palestinian protests.

It's interesting that Hawking, who is a principled atheist, has some kindred souls among theologians of the Church of Scotland.

In their spiritual wisdom, the Church will vote on a report next week entitled: “The Inheritance of Abraham? A Report on the ‘Promised Land.’”

It questions the notion that the Bible "supports an essentially Jewish state of Israel." The report alleges that "increasing number of difficulties and current Israeli policies regarding the Palestinians,” and challenges this viewpoint.

"Possession of any land is clearly conditional,” we are told. “The question that arises is this: Would the Jewish people today have a fairer claim to the land if they dealt justly with the Palestinians?"

Biblical promises about the land of Israel were never intended to be taken literally, or as applying to a defined geographical territory, the report argues.

Instead, it said: "They are a way of speaking about how to live under God so that justice and peace reign, the weak and poor are protected, the stranger is included, and all have a share in the community and a contribution to make to it.

"The 'promised land' in the Bible is not a place, so much as a metaphor of how things ought to be among the people of God. This 'promised land' can be found -- or built -- anywhere.

"The desire of many in the state of Israel to acquire the land of Palestine for the Jewish people is wrong. The fact that the land is currently being taken by settlement expansion, the separation barrier, house clearance, theft and force makes it doubly wrong to seek biblical sanction for this."

"There is guilt among Western Christianity about centuries of anti-Semitism that led to discrimination against the Jews, culminating in the total evil of the Holocaust," it noted with the clear implication that Israeli crimes cancel out earlier Christian sins.

Israel’s behavior "raises particular questions for the Church of Scotland as we seek to respond to the question: "What does the Lord require of you…?"

The paper leaves little to imagination as to how Church members should respond: Demonize and de-legitimize the Jewish State and her Zionist supporters.

Ephraim Borowski, director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities, responded for Jews everywhere: "It reads like an Inquisition-era polemic against Jews and Judaism. It is biased, weak on sources, and contradictory. The picture it paints of both Judaism and Israel is barely even a caricature. The arrogance of telling the Jewish people how to interpret Jewish texts and Jewish theology is breathtaking.

"If the church cannot build bridges, can it at least refrain from burning them?"

Apparently not.

The founders of the global Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement's pious but poisonous call to demonize one nation—the Jewish State of Israel, have wrought a miracle of sorts—throwing together Church Elders with the world’s most famous atheist, Stephen Hawking.

Too bad this miracle won’t help a single Palestinian, but will further fan the embers of the world’s oldest hatred: anti-Semitism.

When you think "Bobby" you think..."Barber" - NOT

Farcebook sure has everything you need...even if your life revolves around...BOBBY fucking BARBER.

Yeah. Who?

It seems that no matter how obscure your idol is...no matter how ridiculous the torch you carry for a total non-entity...there will be a few dozen, a few hundred...even a few thousand who will share in your idiocy.

On Farcebook, there are pages set up by sad, downright pathetic relatives of D-list and NO-list nobodies. OK, some bitch is really hoping to find memorabilia on her Dad, who made a few appearances in low budget movies? Just stick with eBay, cunt.

Some dimwit has nothing better to do than adopt an obscure performer and become the "expert" on this person's non-career? This is your RELIGION? This is your LIFE?

Hell, if a Swedish meatball will spend most of his day posting old Jethro Tull shit to get ONE comment and ONE like, you can imagine how thrilled the fans of BOBBY fucking BARBER are, when 28 people LIKE a stupid screencap of his ugly mug in a movie, or ponder, SERIOUSLY, when an ENTIRE BOOK will be written about him.

Jesus FUCKING Christ...that's what some people think BOBBY fucking BARBER is? JESUS? Somebody to WORSHIP? Care about? Post about every day??

How low IQ, how weak the self-esteem, to be one of 200 members of THIS idiot Farcebook page?

Meanwhile the stupidest music in the world gets maybe 50 or who knows, even 200 downloads when posted by a self-absorbed serenely imbecilic British turd. He pompously adds his droning "this did not chart" non-information and doesn't have a clue that it makes him look clueless. He thinks people are where his dog Muffin left a turd. Or where his turd Muffin left a dog.

And amazingly, some do. No matter what kind of moron you are, you'll have idiots following you. Just put up a blog. Just set up a Farcebook page.

I know the old saying...Live and Let Live...but I only wish DEATH on people who are so pompous and egocentric that they keep their nose in the air and act like the inane crap they spout is worth everyone's time. They blithely walk through life convinced everyone else is wrong. No matter how obnoxious they behave, and how furious people curse at them, their eye lids remain at half-mast, they shake their heads calmly, and they walk off with a lah-dee-dah mutter of, "I can't be bothered..." or "This is a kerfuffle" or "I don't see why these people hurl their poo." Tsk tsk.

They think the world needs to know their addled opinion of a flier placed under their door...their Oh So Witty response to having someone DARE to enter their bubble-world:

Well, enough of Lord Sutch N. Asshole.

Back to BOBBY fucking BARBER.

Of course I'd heard of him before this pathetic Farcebook page caught my eye like a fish-hook.

Barber was a minor stooge in a few Abbott & Costello films...a stand-in for Lou once in a while...a jerky hanger-on who did odd jobs for the great duo. He was just another nobody who managed to turn up in a film once in a while, and if you do that, oooh, oooh, you're part of the wonderful world of magic...you become some kind of ICON.

You even have chumps with nothing better to do visiting your fucking grave:

Isn't it GOOD to know what his real name was? Don't you instantly want to know if he was related to the Barbera of Hanna-Barbera cartoons? Isn't it going to make your life better to know this shit about a dead guy almost nobody even heard of?

The funny thing is that if you make a comment...one that you think is totally, vividly sarcastic, these fans are SO stupid they don't get it.

If I wrote: "Who wouldn't want to know everything they could about Bobby Fucking Barber?" I'd get several comments back saying, "Oh, you're so right!" And "Did YOU know him?"

If I wrote: "Bobby Fucking Barber is DEAD, GET OVER IT..." maybe, maybe I'd get an indignant, "You are now banned." But more than likely, the illiterate moron would reply, "Oh, thank you for your concern and advice. You're upset, too? We're trying to get over it, and just remember his enduring work. So feel free to post a screencap from one of his films!"

Is there a Farcebook page for people who hate Farcebook? Probably a million of 'em.

Mohamed El-Erian monkey-faced PIMCO pimp content with $100 million

Aw, isn't this a romantic story? A fucking monkey-ugly Arab who ran some weasel-shit "investment" business called PIMPCO (or something) has quit his job.

At 56, he declared to the world that he wants to spend more time with the trophy-wife (who did NOT marry him for his looks) and his brat. In Cal E. Fornia, of course, NOT anywhere in the Middle East, where a Sunni or a Turd or a Kurd or a Wombat might behead him for facing Mecca the wrong way.

He made 100 MILLION in ONE YEAR. I guess he's set for a while. But let me tell you, Ugly Mo (to use your rap name), your raw bacon-like thin slab of penis is going to wilt into a permanent state of flaccid repulsiveness. Your spoiled brat daughter is going to do drugs and/or fuck black guys, and come to think of it, so will your trophy wife. Your options will be to sue for divorce, take drugs, or fuck black guys.

Very few people have ever used their wealth wisely. Most in fact, become reclusive, and cowardly, rightly afraid of being kidnapped or killed. Mohamed could amuse himself by hiring the best hackers in the world to take on and destroy the worst of them. He could dress as an ordinary ugly Arab scumbag and secretly leave envelopes containing thousands of dollars at the bodegas of poor, hardworking people. He could change the lives of millions of people with what to him is pocket change. He could have fun out-bidding "gotta have it" idiots on eBay and creating a "Museum of Stupid Shit."

But he probably gives a lot of money to the crooked politicians instead, and to wretched excesses that rival Kimye for sheer arrogance. Gold plated toilets, most likely.

I suppose we should be glad that THIS particular creep, who looks like Omar Sharif's scrotum, is on OUR side, and not (to our knowledge) funneling drug money to ISIS (or ISIF as they apparently prefer to be called). We should be flattered he is showing off his blonde trophy wife, and isn't content with a gorilla-faced monster with no labia or clitoris. We should be delighted that he's a symbol of Capitalism at its finest, and the trickle down effect of being a big prick and pissing on everyone who barely earns a minimum wage.

Look, I don't know the guy, never heard of Pimpco, but the odds of him being a nice guy are a million to one. Make that ONE HUNDRED MILLION to one. In other words, Fuck YOU, Mohamed El-Erian, your retired life will be nothing but failing health, humiliation and misery. You'll just have plenty of money to spend on drugs, psychiatry, and black guys.

Useless Amber Rose dumps her pimp

This is news? Two pieces of garbage who spawned more garbage? Who couldn't stand each other for even two fucking years?

Some bitch with a head like a rotten coconut, and some dimwitted mandrill who walks on his knuckles? What a sick world...that there are enough ignorant slimeballs BUYING their shit, that they are "stars" and worth writing about.

The more that minorities spawn dozens of like-minded no-minded morons, the more photos like this appear on once-normal websites like People Magazine. What an unappetizing pair of mutants

Wiz Khalifa...isn't that Arabic for cow piss?

Speaking of the dirty 3rd world, the one that gave us AIDS with EBOLA, the news out of ape-land is that Red Cross workers are being attacked and beaten...for helping the populace bury their dead.

Sounds like a "bring out your dead" Monty Python sketch...but if Eric Idle and his friends called out that phrase...they'd get spears through the head. See, in ape-land there are some superstitious rituals about dead bodies...and the idea of bagging these rotting, festering piles of disease-filled shit, really gets their mojo working. As in, "don't you dare dispose of this maggot-loaded corpse that is spreading disease. We have to bellow at it for a week and then...what, maybe eat it."

It's hard to be a medical professional in the 3rd world...where maniac Muslim morons scream and holler if you try and give their camel-faced brats an injection against smallpox or measles. Tell them to stop carving up women's genitals and they'll behead you. Offer them the benefits of the modern world and they growl like the savage monsters they are and reach for a knife.

If there's anything NICE to be said about Putin, it's that he wasn't far off about ethnic cleansing. Sorry, but if you're a fucking brainless savage, who the fuck needs you? You're a blight on the planet. There are too many on it now. No wonder Putin gets away with ethnic cleansing. A lot of people, deep down, simply believe that there's no point arguing with insane subhuman turds. If you can't walk away, bury them.

"If I'm being honest," as Piers Morgan likes to start a sentence, there isn't anyone out there who hasn't thought, "Shit, just LEVEL the fucking Middle East. Just LEVEL Africa." After all, that's what a certain satiric Randy Newman song was all about. "We'll save Australia...build an All-American amusement park there." No idiots with little balls hanging from their hats, crummy accents, or bad beer.

Why can't everyone...be like Henry Higgins? Did he run around like his home was in a tree? "Of course not." Did he fuck a monkey and bring the world AIDS or Ebola? "Never!" So why can't everyone...be like...HIM!

Emma Watson and Rantic Pranking

Oh, ye who have SO much time on your hands...

Now it turns out that the hackers who threatened "Emma Watson You're Next" were actually...another group of hackers opposed to 4Chan's brand of revenge porn and "fapping?"

WTF

The website that had an ominous countdown graphic, ready to show off grainy pictures of Emma nude, suddenly turned into RANTIC.COM. Huh? Did these guys hack the website and take it over? Huh? Huh? Or...did they own the "Emma Watson You're Next" website all along, and just re-direct it to their home page?

So does the fake "Rantic" bunch really give a shit over Jennifer Lawrence's frisky porn pictures being shown to everyone? Or is it just a few guys who got banned from 4Chan and want to make 'em sweat? What do we have, really, some kind of..."SPOOF?"

Oh, ha ha, it's just the Internet, where you can't be sure if the e-mail you got was from your bank or was "pfishing." Ha ha ho ho hee hee. We all have time for this crap, don't we?

Ah. As our late friend Max (played by Peter Jeffrey) would say..."You're always...teasing...SO CHARMINGLY..."

Doesn't it seem like the world is now being run by teenage idiots in mummy's basement? By teenage idiots in general? All we seem to get is stupid shit about Viley Virus and the Kuntrashians, stupid shit about Honey Boo Boo and other idiots, stupid TV shows about swords and sandals and spells that manage to have some topless scenes "for fapping..."

And while the planet has a nervous breakdown and terrorists of every type do as they please...the signal is for the idiot generation to do as THEY please and use their playground, the Internet, to do it.

As the late Joan Rivers used to say, "Oh, GROW UP!"

Bob Dylan sang that we live in a land where justice is a game. He sang it in protest against the arrest and conviction of Hurricane Carter, who most probably WAS GUILTY. In other words, it's all a game. A video game. A fapping game. The crying game. You name it. And it's not just the land of America, it's the world. We're living in a world where teenagers and adults with selfish, stupid, underdeveloped teen mentalities...play their lethal games. You think Muslims are smart? They fire guns only as well as video gamers do. They actually BUY the idea that if you get killed you'll go to heaven and get 72 virgins (teenagers being absolutely frantic with fear that an experienced woman would laugh at their mighty sword).

Oh, why even go on? It's SO nice to know that dear Emma was merely being used as...as what? As a ploy to see how many "hits" a bogus website could get? To throw some fear into the hearts of basically cowardly Commie scumbag slackers who run websites like 4Chan and Demonoid?

It's really just too fucking bad that the Internet now runs our lives. Is it possible to tell someone you do NOT have an e-mail account? You do NOT use Paypal? You do NOT check websites for your information? Maybe if you're 80 and a millionaire you can, but even then, you're going to wonder why you can't get a "download only" music album unless some Internet friend does you a favor and burns it on CD for you, etc. etc. etc.

Oh. And Emma Watson...you want to see leaked photos of yourself? Photos that pretend to be real? Just go to EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbay. The pix aren't free, but ha ha ho ho hee hee, some pimply brats and some sicko middle-aged married couples AND some women are making money off you. And you ain't doin' diddly about it are you?

Maybe you think some guy at Rantic can help, but ha ha ho ho hee hee...

Oh, Emma, like Willard's Wormholes, like Zinfuck, like various Jiltzy Tiltz Up weasels, EBAY hides their shit. You have to "BE A MEMBER," then you have to know that the "goodies" are in the secret "everything else: adult" section. But that's the Internet...it's an elaborate video game for a generation raised on video games and sneakiness and self-entitlement and vengeance-for-everyone who isn't being mummy and daddy and giving icky-baby EVERYTHING he or she wants.

The Internet is a thousand conjobs every minute...all of it done...so...CHARMINGLY...