JEW THE RIPPER - oy, why not blame the Jews for JACK THE RIPPER?

It's almost funny (too soon? over a hundred years??)

The notoriously libelous, slanderous and just-plain-wrong LONDON DAILY MAIL has gotten behind the latest crackpot author's attempt at a best-seller about Jack the Ripper. He wrote a book with the help of a "scientist" who has almost no credentials or believable experience in forensic testing. But the conclusion is that Jack the Ripper was a JEW.

And even THE JERUSALEM POST is telling the world that a fuckin' kike killed British prostitutes over 100 years ago:

You'd think the Jew-rusalem Post would rush to defend the good name of neurotic Hebes everywhere, but nah, they're much too noble for that. They just printed the story without trying to slant it or deny it. Feh. That shit's for Palestinians, maybe. Jews just walk with dignity to the ovens. In this case, the hot news that it was JEW the RIPPER. Wasn't it?

Actually, it probably wasn't this guy at all. Some bloody scarf made its wayward way down through the years, with very little true forensic research or evaluation...and it turns out, by way of some "scientist," that it magically has both the victim's blood and the murderer's semen on it? A little far-fetched, eh?

The writer is quite the braggart, boldly saying he solved the case, close the book (HIS book) and there will be NO MORE DEBATE ABOUT IT. He did it. The evidence can NOT and WILL NOT be disputed.

Why shouldn't it be disputed?

All we have is some Ripper-ologist who bought something on eBay or whatever he did, and he crawled around Crackpotville till he found a dubious "scientist" whose techniques are not necessarily believable. The "tests" done are by no means foolproof. But (what a surprise) the book's crawling up the best-seller chart aided and abetted by the London Daily FAIL. How much did they pay to get an exclusive?

If you do any check of this story, you'll find that Aaron the Ripper...is considered by most experts in the case to be nothing but a feeble-minded nudnik. He's a suspect because he was nuts, he jerked off a lot, and he lived in the area of the crimes. Is it possible he jerked off on the bloody scarf after he killed the prostitute? He would've had to have been pretty quick.

It's POSSIBLE. If you believe the scarf is bloody, has semen, and is the killer's (as the whore involved was broke and couldn't afford this expensive item), MAYBE you can also swallow the conclusion. This is that DNA from well over 100 years ago, is accurate! Dr. "Scientist" compared what was on the scarf to DNA from some anonymous surviving relative of the deceased and the alleged killer. Really? Who'd admit to having a great-great-grand uncle who died in a mental asylum after wanking himself into imbecility?

WHO is saying (besides this wacko scientist and the author) that any DNA from anyone couldn't match up with what was on the scarf? WHO is saying that the odds are 100% that a supposed relative of the deceased victim, giving a mouth-swab of saliva, can state that she actually IS a relative of the deceased? Who is saying that somebody giving DNA on behalf of the accused deceased murderer...who died in a nut house...actually IS related to that guy and that this evidence would be permitted in a court of law?

There's really no great proof that the scarf was from the murder scene, or that there's semen on it, or that the blood and semen came from a Ripper victim or a Ripper suspect.

The name "Kosminski" comes from a rather obscure note from a cop who said that a guy named "Kosminski" did it. This is, as the courts would put it...hearsay.

Some who believe that the cop was on to something, DON'T believe the cop meant "Kosminski." They think he meant "Kaminsky," which bring us to David Kaminsky, a violent Polish Jew who disappeared at the time of the Ripper slayings. Fans of David Kaminsky insist he's the inmate "David Cohen," a violent maniac who never identified himself by name (and, so it goes, "David Cohen" is the Jewish version of "John Doe." Got that? David Kaminsky went bonkers, as locked up and called "David Cohen" and was mistakenly called "Kosminski" by a cop. Oh...and this Kaminsky/Cohen guy had syphilis, so that made him hate prostitutes and want to kill them...while "Kosminski" merely was a constant masturbator...a Portnoy's Complaint whack-job who probably killed prostitutes because...uh...he was a cheap Jew and angry about paying for sex?

Feeling verklempt?

Which Polish Jew did it? Kosminski or Kaminsky/Cohen?

At least we still have the lovely anti-Semitic idea that we can call our man JEW THE RIPPER...a nutty misogynist or a lunatic masturbator who ended up conveniently canned (thus ending the Ripper's reign of terror).

But...what of the infamous "saucy Jack" letters? The ones that many are convinced were written by Jack the Ripper and contain information only the Ripper knew? The Polish Jews mentioned were stupid, barely literate, and most certainly could not have written those letters. Could they?

Oh well. With no action in Gaza at the moment, and Joan Rivers being rather quietly cremated the other day without protests from pro-Palestinian lunatics, the best anti-Jewish news to foist on the public is...JEW THE RIPPER.