BRYAN HAMADE is JUST AN IDIOT in MOMMY'S BASEMENT

The Comedy of Eros continues, as people try to identify the proud hacker of nudie pix...you know, the guy who didn't have a Razzle in his pocket as the second prize.

Bryan Hamade, 26, apparently lives in Mommy's basement, as most computer nerds do, and when he tried to SELL some pix of air-headed stumble-bum Jennifer Lawrence, he was accused of being THE HACKER.

Mommy came to his rescue, and they've hired a lawyer. They've also hired an intellectual property attorney, because mmm, the very thought of Ham Ade is sending people running to the store wondering "Where's that soft drink that smells like pig?"

Hamade so far is using the "I'm just an idiot" defense. The problem with him, is that he tried to sell the J-LAW pix on Reddit instead of EBAY where fencing stolen merchandise is considered an art form. "We're just a venue," the publicist cunt at EBAY loves to say. If there are fake Jennifer Lawrence pix for sale on EBAY (and there are), well, so what? What's wrong with that?

Just as everybody on the planet has been able to download ALL the celebrity nude pix that were hacked, ALL the fine young can't-get-a-girls know that the "everything else" area of EBAY has ALL the raunchy "lookalike" and "real" and "fantasy nude" stolen images of celebrities...NONE of them being sold with the permission of the stars. But who the fuck cares about that on EBAY, "just a venue?"

Is it embarrassing for big-tit bozette Kate Upton to be exposed to the world's nerds? Maybe. But how embarrassing is it for 26 year-old BRYAN HAMADE to be identified as a desperate asshole in Georgia trying to extort money for what EVERYBODY can get for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

MAMA, oh MAMA, did you raise your son to be an IDIOT?