Yeah. Who?
It seems that no matter how obscure your idol is...no matter how ridiculous the torch you carry for a total non-entity...there will be a few dozen, a few hundred...even a few thousand who will share in your idiocy.
On Farcebook, there are pages set up by sad, downright pathetic relatives of D-list and NO-list nobodies. OK, some bitch is really hoping to find memorabilia on her Dad, who made a few appearances in low budget movies? Just stick with eBay, cunt.
Some dimwit has nothing better to do than adopt an obscure performer and become the "expert" on this person's non-career? This is your RELIGION? This is your LIFE?
Hell, if a Swedish meatball will spend most of his day posting old Jethro Tull shit to get ONE comment and ONE like, you can imagine how thrilled the fans of BOBBY fucking BARBER are, when 28 people LIKE a stupid screencap of his ugly mug in a movie, or ponder, SERIOUSLY, when an ENTIRE BOOK will be written about him.
Jesus FUCKING Christ...that's what some people think BOBBY fucking BARBER is? JESUS? Somebody to WORSHIP? Care about? Post about every day??
How low IQ, how weak the self-esteem, to be one of 200 members of THIS idiot Farcebook page?
Meanwhile the stupidest music in the world gets maybe 50 or who knows, even 200 downloads when posted by a self-absorbed serenely imbecilic British turd. He pompously adds his droning "this did not chart" non-information and doesn't have a clue that it makes him look clueless. He thinks people are where his dog Muffin left a turd. Or where his turd Muffin left a dog.
And amazingly, some do. No matter what kind of moron you are, you'll have idiots following you. Just put up a blog. Just set up a Farcebook page.
I know the old saying...Live and Let Live...but I only wish DEATH on people who are so pompous and egocentric that they keep their nose in the air and act like the inane crap they spout is worth everyone's time. They blithely walk through life convinced everyone else is wrong. No matter how obnoxious they behave, and how furious people curse at them, their eye lids remain at half-mast, they shake their heads calmly, and they walk off with a lah-dee-dah mutter of, "I can't be bothered..." or "This is a kerfuffle" or "I don't see why these people hurl their poo." Tsk tsk.
They think the world needs to know their addled opinion of a flier placed under their door...their Oh So Witty response to having someone DARE to enter their bubble-world:
Well, enough of Lord Sutch N. Asshole.
Back to BOBBY fucking BARBER.
Of course I'd heard of him before this pathetic Farcebook page caught my eye like a fish-hook.
Barber was a minor stooge in a few Abbott & Costello films...a stand-in for Lou once in a while...a jerky hanger-on who did odd jobs for the great duo. He was just another nobody who managed to turn up in a film once in a while, and if you do that, oooh, oooh, you're part of the wonderful world of magic...you become some kind of ICON.
You even have chumps with nothing better to do visiting your fucking grave:
Isn't it GOOD to know what his real name was? Don't you instantly want to know if he was related to the Barbera of Hanna-Barbera cartoons? Isn't it going to make your life better to know this shit about a dead guy almost nobody even heard of?
The funny thing is that if you make a comment...one that you think is totally, vividly sarcastic, these fans are SO stupid they don't get it.
If I wrote: "Who wouldn't want to know everything they could about Bobby Fucking Barber?" I'd get several comments back saying, "Oh, you're so right!" And "Did YOU know him?"
If I wrote: "Bobby Fucking Barber is DEAD, GET OVER IT..." maybe, maybe I'd get an indignant, "You are now banned." But more than likely, the illiterate moron would reply, "Oh, thank you for your concern and advice. You're upset, too? We're trying to get over it, and just remember his enduring work. So feel free to post a screencap from one of his films!"
Is there a Farcebook page for people who hate Farcebook? Probably a million of 'em.
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