WEEKS IN, WEEKS OUT: Boring media whore Belle Knox is BA-A-A-CK

Who? That skank? Media whore "Belle Knox" with jizz on her face and a dozen dopey porn scenes you can download FREE on a hundred blogs, forums and torrents?

WHAT could this rather homely sucking-my-way-through-college skunk do that she hasn't already done? Dogs?

No, bitch. As in, bitch about her life.

You've seen it before, and from better. It's the "hey hey, I'm liberated, I love making porn" girl turning it around to "I was abused, I hate porn, I'm a victim." Or, some variations thereof.

Is she gonna try and make you feel sorry for her week after week, or is Weeks gonna try and turn you on and keep you reading new diary entries as a subscriber to her "service?" Or, some variations thereof? WHO the fuck CARES?

She sucked. She fucked. It's over. Like a one night stand...Belle just doesn't have enough to bother calling her in the morning.

Miriam Weeks, aka Belle Knox, wants to turn back the clock to when she had her 15 minutes of fame. Sorry, skank, that's ALL you get.

Who has the time to care about every bitch's problem? If you're in a relationship...you have enough with ONE bitch's problem. Especially if the bitch thinks her problem is YOU. (Like, "You shouldn't be calling me a bitch on your blog," which is something a woman might say IF you're not careful about when you write and post your stuff.)

There are so many blogs, Facebook idiots, Tweet-heads, "reality" shows...anyone really have the time to read the Whinings of Weeks?

There's a whole lot out there...including websites where you can fully interact with some skag or slut who'll give you phone sex, pose any way you want, and even mail you her underpants. Or if you have the money, fly herself to you, hopefully not in a box. Not if you know the Velvet Underground song reference.

So why bother with this site? I have no idea, because I haven't. Maybe her gimmick is a Paypal tip-jar. Or (hint hint) your chance to book her for a party, a lecture, a Kickfart campaign of some kind...use your imagination. Or better yet, REALLY USE YOUR IMAGINATION and make up your own idea of what her site would be like, and never mind about going to hers.

Christ, there are so many better-looking porn 'stars' around, so many more interesting porn sites (whether free or pay) and there's always a ton of books and magazines if you want to read hot, purple prose. And I guarantee you Weeks can't possibly compete with the pros in that regard.

People have short memories in some ways, long memories in others. We have remembered, and forgotten, all about Miriam and her poor self-esteem, and how she needed money for college, and how she suddenly became a glammed up (and then jizzed up) porn "star." We have remembered, and NOT forgotten, a few downloaded clips that we can characterize in one word: "NEXT." Meaning, she wasn't so fantastic that we want to watch more of her.

Let's just add that the Internet has, among its many evils, ruined porn by making it so pervasive that it's become BORING. Go find a famous rapper or black athlete, Belle...moving from pornos to a website-blog-diary ain't gonna help you stay a cinder in the public eye.