Kate Middleton, shut yer fuckin' twat hole

I know they can't help it..

But do we have to KEEP ON HEARING ABOUT KATE'S CUNT?

Excuse me, Brits...I mean KATE'S FANNY? SLIT? SLOT? FISH CRANNY?

Sure, Kate, you actually LIKE children because you've got a nanny to take care of the shitty parts. You have nothing better to do. The world's you're oyster. And you're hot for balding rich guys.

But I wish these CUNTS in the media would cut it out. We've got an overpopulated world.

True, it's not being populated much with CUTE WHITE BABIES who can TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES (that removes almost all of the ones being born in Hull or Grimsby, Mississippi or Kentucky....)

Ugh. Another five or six months of "OOOH, look at the BABY BUMP" and "WHAT will she NAME the DOLLOP..."

Will it be TWINS?? DOUBLE UGH.

A few days ago, the news was about Prince Charles, who, to the surprise of some, remarked with sadness on the death of Joan Rivers. Well, he also wasn't too thrilled with the death of Spike Milligan. So for whatever his incompetence or his simply living high off the peasants of his country...give the man some credit for not being a total waste of time. He's also been kind to horses...and women who look like them.

So, Kate...maybe you and Baldilocks aren't so bad. Maybe you have some comedy albums by Spike and Joan. But hearing about your fucking pregnancies is harder for US to take than for YOU to squeeze out from between your oh so lovely thighs.