Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Emma Watson and Rantic Pranking

Oh, ye who have SO much time on your hands...

Now it turns out that the hackers who threatened "Emma Watson You're Next" were actually...another group of hackers opposed to 4Chan's brand of revenge porn and "fapping?"

WTF

The website that had an ominous countdown graphic, ready to show off grainy pictures of Emma nude, suddenly turned into RANTIC.COM. Huh? Did these guys hack the website and take it over? Huh? Huh? Or...did they own the "Emma Watson You're Next" website all along, and just re-direct it to their home page?

So does the fake "Rantic" bunch really give a shit over Jennifer Lawrence's frisky porn pictures being shown to everyone? Or is it just a few guys who got banned from 4Chan and want to make 'em sweat? What do we have, really, some kind of..."SPOOF?"

Oh, ha ha, it's just the Internet, where you can't be sure if the e-mail you got was from your bank or was "pfishing." Ha ha ho ho hee hee. We all have time for this crap, don't we?

Ah. As our late friend Max (played by Peter Jeffrey) would say..."You're always...teasing...SO CHARMINGLY..."

Doesn't it seem like the world is now being run by teenage idiots in mummy's basement? By teenage idiots in general? All we seem to get is stupid shit about Viley Virus and the Kuntrashians, stupid shit about Honey Boo Boo and other idiots, stupid TV shows about swords and sandals and spells that manage to have some topless scenes "for fapping..."

And while the planet has a nervous breakdown and terrorists of every type do as they please...the signal is for the idiot generation to do as THEY please and use their playground, the Internet, to do it.

As the late Joan Rivers used to say, "Oh, GROW UP!"

Bob Dylan sang that we live in a land where justice is a game. He sang it in protest against the arrest and conviction of Hurricane Carter, who most probably WAS GUILTY. In other words, it's all a game. A video game. A fapping game. The crying game. You name it. And it's not just the land of America, it's the world. We're living in a world where teenagers and adults with selfish, stupid, underdeveloped teen mentalities...play their lethal games. You think Muslims are smart? They fire guns only as well as video gamers do. They actually BUY the idea that if you get killed you'll go to heaven and get 72 virgins (teenagers being absolutely frantic with fear that an experienced woman would laugh at their mighty sword).

Oh, why even go on? It's SO nice to know that dear Emma was merely being used as...as what? As a ploy to see how many "hits" a bogus website could get? To throw some fear into the hearts of basically cowardly Commie scumbag slackers who run websites like 4Chan and Demonoid?

It's really just too fucking bad that the Internet now runs our lives. Is it possible to tell someone you do NOT have an e-mail account? You do NOT use Paypal? You do NOT check websites for your information? Maybe if you're 80 and a millionaire you can, but even then, you're going to wonder why you can't get a "download only" music album unless some Internet friend does you a favor and burns it on CD for you, etc. etc. etc.

Oh. And Emma Watson...you want to see leaked photos of yourself? Photos that pretend to be real? Just go to EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbay. The pix aren't free, but ha ha ho ho hee hee, some pimply brats and some sicko middle-aged married couples AND some women are making money off you. And you ain't doin' diddly about it are you?

Maybe you think some guy at Rantic can help, but ha ha ho ho hee hee...

Oh, Emma, like Willard's Wormholes, like Zinfuck, like various Jiltzy Tiltz Up weasels, EBAY hides their shit. You have to "BE A MEMBER," then you have to know that the "goodies" are in the secret "everything else: adult" section. But that's the Internet...it's an elaborate video game for a generation raised on video games and sneakiness and self-entitlement and vengeance-for-everyone who isn't being mummy and daddy and giving icky-baby EVERYTHING he or she wants.

The Internet is a thousand conjobs every minute...all of it done...so...CHARMINGLY...

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