Jessica Brown Findlay Sex Video - GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND

Oh, poor Jessica Brown Findlay.

Don't you know, darling? Let me tell you. It's a phrase all over the stealing torrents and forums and blogs:

"GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND."

Yes, dear. Cute adorable GOOGLY-GOOGLY-GOO-GOO-GOO.

It exists to do away with nasty things like "COPYRIGHT."

GOOGLE has become so huge, so tyrannical, that laws have been diluted more and more so that GOOGLE, and AMAZON and EBAY and all the lovely torrents and forums and blogs can HAVE FUN.

And in your case...so that teenage males can..."FAP."

You might not know that word. It's part of the new lexicon of dumbed down idiot words. Let me put it this way. If a guy can watch you TWERK or get a snapshot of your SNIZ then he can FAP.

Best of all, people who have absolutely NO interest in you or your TV show, will watch you have sex ANYWAY because the thrill isn't in your body...it's that YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO YOU. You know, like rape.

Ha ha ha, this bigshot famous twat bitch doesn't want us seeing her home-made porn. And we're seeing it!

"I'm FAPPING to it!" "It's a FAPPENING!" "FAR FAPPING OUT!" they shout to each other in the forums. Har har har.

So, Jessica, here are some other expressions you need to understand: HA HA HO HO HEE HEE...and DON'T RUIN OUR FUN...and IT'S WHACK-A-MOLE...and DON'T MESS WITH ANONYMOUS...and JIHAD AND DEATH TO AMERICANS, PUTIN IS KING, ALLAH IS GREAT...and whatever else is taking the place of sanity, dignity and common sense.