Snotty Bitch Ariana Grande - Rival to Viley Virus?

Viley Virus, the little diseased pixie we all love to hate, is getting some serious competition lately from something-or-other called "Ariana Grande."

I'm not sure what greasy nationality this Florida-born brat was spawned from, and I of course have not heard any of the frothy bubbles popping from her mouth or her nethers. So far, she needs to do a bit better than just being a "diva" who talks cunty.

Come on, Vagina Grande, you have to do more than sulk that you want your fans to DIE...

It's a little boring, isn't it, how these cunts and twats try to waft their stink all over everyone, and wink and posture and tease.

It all comes under the "Grrrrl Power" header, where bitches do what they've always done...use their smirks and boobs and butts to get ahead. "Look at me...I don't need to know how to sing. I don't need lyrics. I don't need to do anything but STRUT AROUND."

Or so it seems. There's no shortage of whores in the world. No shortage of "porn stars" who shoot dozens of sex scenes and then disappear into rehab, into marriages with monkeys, or into wooded areas awaiting to be found by cadaver-sniffing dogs.

Just why some idiot like Vagina Grande gets the push...this IS a bit of a mystery. Viley, after all, had the novelty factor of being a teen TV star and the spawn of "Achy Breaky" redneck asshole Billy Cyrus. WHY all the attention to this particular idiot? She hasn't fucked black guys yet. Has she? Her tits are bigger than Katy Perry's? She doesn't have a fortune behind her like Lana del Rey?

Well, she does have the ability to POSE, and her choice is more traditional fetish SCHOOLGIRL PEDOPORN than, oh, Victoria Secret slut. The important thing is she's making money so, as the grrrrls like to say...WHAT...EV...ERRRRRRR.

We're stuck with her, at least for a little while. So as the rage at Lana del Rey fades, as people wait for Katy to change wardrobe, and while Viley gets her tongue scraped, her cunt disinfected, and her latest tunes computer-programmed for her...there's Vagina Grande, a little bitch who wants to be the Big Cunt in town.

"It isn't just homosexuals who don't like women," Mr. Ernest Gebler wrote. "Nobody likes them."

Not if they're obnoxious teases like Vagina Grande, that's for sure. But like the crosstown bus, you don't have to LIKE something to USE it.