Asshole GARRY ASH-HOLE AND HIS REVOLVING EGO

Maybe this geezer thinks he's Frank Zippa? Benny Hell? Who knows. In the world of YouTube so many clueless twits go down the tube...thinking their "work" will get them famous.

Will Ferrell, a known irritant, made a living on "Saturday Night Live" being clueless and obnoxious, whether dressing up in a cheerleader outfit or an undersized Elf costume that emphasized his fat stomach. Being a "wild and crazy guy" for a worse generation, he became famous in shitty films and has created a website loaded with crappy YouTube-type bits and pieces called "Funny or Die."

Put it this way, Garry Ash-hole is Unfunny and should Die. Or at least put his videos and music in a coffin and bury that toxic shit.

Take this example...please. And deodorize it. Note what ad YouTube chose to put on it!

The big joke for 3 minutes? Some daft codger who looks to be 60 with an IQ of 20, waltzes around and around with his cat on his shoulders. He turns left. He turns right. How versatile! He doesn't bother to shut the closet door (he probably has his granny's knickers and heels in there). We're treated to an out-of-focus look at some moron's bed-sit, which should have rubberized walls.

"Aren't I wild and crazy?" he must be thinking. "I've got a cat on my shoulders and I'm waltzing around to a nauseating rendition of "Strangers in the Night."

He dances like he has prostate cancer. And a savaloy up his bum.

It turns out this mental case loner has over 100 similarly clueless, unpleasant and cringeworthy pieces of crap on YouTube. As with most delusional dimwits, it doesn't bother him that more pigeons visit an old lady with some bread crumbs to toss in a park. He's lucky if ten people watch one of his misguided efforts, and it's doubtful any of them made it to the end.

Speaking of "Hurt," I did check to see what else this creature was up to...this vaguely human body with a volleyball-sized horrible infected boil protruding from its neck. I checked his cover of "Hurt." Mixing copyright infringement and psychosis, Ash-hole decided to steal a few seconds of a Clint Eastwood movie and run it OVER and OVER and OVER...Clint squinting and squinting...as if Clint was looking into the future and imagining his work visually raped.

Edited (if you could use such a word...more like vomited, rended or distorted) into the Eastwood glarings and squints, was the pulpy visage of garish Garry, looking like a 3rd rate Humpty Dumpty in a sewer workers' production of "Alice in Wonderland." Using the one special effect this baiter was able to master, he made his face look ghostly and hover on the screen...like a close-up of porridge and raisins cooking on a stove. You could see the eyes blink. A smear of mouth moved to the pre-recorded track. Let's just say he sings like a hedgehog farts. Let's also note that anywhere but YouTube, people would have to pay and get permission to "cover" somebody else's song.

This would be somewhat comical except YouTube pays for wasted bandwidth used up by retards like this...by encouraging copyright theft. They can afford to indulge Garry Ash-hole because they allow other jerks to upload (instead of self-indulgent home-made garbage) all types of TV shows, sports highlights, music, etc.

You Tube will throw the prostate cancer banner on a Dr. Phil or Jonathan Woss item thousands actually watch. This thing? It's an add about trying to avoid a cancerous asshole, but seeing one at the same time.