Preaching Ebola Fun + Bill Maher on Muslims vs Christians

Religion...you do have to wonder, don't you, if it does more harm than good. Right now, it seems like more harm, doesn't it? Look at all the fuckhead Islam salami-brains! Not only are they fomenting World War 3 with their insane shit, not only are they beheading people just to prove they're crazy, but even in good times, they are sicko dunces.

Let's remember that in Muslim-Islam deranged countries like Saudi Arabia, women not only have no rights, they have no clits. Yep, female circumcision is carried out because cowardly Arab tiny-dick smelly-breath Camel-faced retards are embarrassed by their inept fucking techniques.

Think about it, they cut the clits out of women so that women won't enjoy sex with ANY man. How corrupt, cowardly and sick IS that? "Ah, if we keep women down, if we remove their pleasure...they'll remain human sex dolls and won't cheat because no man will give 'em more satisfaction than another."

Meanwhile, let's take a closer look at Christian assholes. Let's remember that before Mohamed, Mohamad or Muhammad walked the Earth, there was Christ (allegedly). So Christianity is the older insane religion, and they don't want you to forget it:

Have I mentioned lately that America is full of stupid people? Backward idiots? Men and women with brains made out of moldy white bread? As much as I dislike known irritants like Syria or Swordfish Arabia, or Nigeria...America is full of conservative tea-bag assholes who are almost as superstitious as some sub-human living in a tree or crawling around the desert. If you spout the most inane conspiracy theories, or shout the greatest slurs against certain minorities, or put the Fear of God into someone about sex...you're guaranteed to have a following and make a living on donations alone. Like the moron above.

This guy really thinks that JESUS is selectively gonna give EBOLA only to gays and sluts and whoever conservative Christians don't like!

You can be sure that he's proud of himself. He was unknown before this, and competing with a shit-load of kooks...and yet he was SO insane he momentarily leap-frogged over such toads as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh.

Another news item: some dopey kid was arrested, and might actually face a fine or jail time, for disrespecting a statue of Jesus.

I get it. You don't romp around on somebody else's property, period. Whether it's a statue of Jesus or Julian Assange, stay the fuck off.

The good news, is that this kid is alive. Bill Maher, on "Real Time," showed a picture of the kid...

Maher, as close to a savior-comic as we have these days (Lenny Bruce and George Carlin being dead), pointed out that Christians, at least, don't KILL over shit like this.

Of course the odds of someone getting killed over making it look like he's being blown by Mohamed are slight...since the paranoid, insecure Arabs won't let anyone make a statue or draw a picture of him. If they did, he could be mocked as Jesus is. They can't bear it. Christians don't give much of a crap these days if some idiots make fun of his long hair, or question if he was actually "white" or not, but what if, in truth, Mohamed was ugly? Had camel lips? A big nose? Was as fat as Buddha? Obviously...Arabs aren't able to handle such a thing.

It takes humility and a sense of humor to not be so fucking insecure about what you believe in.

If the kid had pulled a "Pussy Riot" and sang in a church, or even posed near a "holy" mosque, he might've gotten beheaded. Or gotten a lashing, a flogging, and 20 years hard labor. All because religious fanatics are so insecure they can't bear to have someone laugh at their notion of an all-knowing all-powerful invisible friend.

Hey, if he's all-knowing and all-powerful, let HIM deal with some jerk who mocked his statue. YOU stay out of it, ok?

And instead of circumcising women...why not pray to your God for a bigger dick or better technique? And consider using toothpaste and deodorant?

Saudi Arabia...why don't they re-name it Paranoid Insecure Small Dickland?

Or, PISD-off, for short?