Sunday, October 19, 2014

Porn-Sucking EBAY is DESPERATE for Business

Ebay...the site that happily sold chloroform to Peter Braunstein...which he used to sexual assault a woman.

Ebay...where women can sell their stinking underwear in plastic bags and simply say, "items will be cleaned as per eBay rules."

Ebay...where forgers thrive, and sellers can sell nude pictures of anyone, whether they have a signed form of age and consent or not.

Ebay...where their secret "adults only" area even allows sellers to degrade every female movie star with Photoshop images of them fucking dogs, getting gang-banged, being facialed, and even roasted naked over an open fire.

How DESPERATE is eBay?

They are SO desperate they're telling their sellers to hurry up and sell some phones...they'll even offer a "coupon" if the price doesn't match the average sale on the site:

Creep-bay IS desperate isn't it? Practically every other week they whisper to the sellers, "Psst...no insertion fees...sell all you want! We'll only take out our double-dip percentage from the auction price and our slutty sister Paypal's fees for processing the payment."

It does seem that Fascist Bozo Bezos of Amazon has gotten Dipshit Donahoe of Ebay on the run. How else do you explain this latest amount of pandering?

Ebay seems to be as rottenly run today as it was when marshmallow-faced Meg Whitman ran it (she's now the CEO whore at HP, which is also in trouble)

What could be done to improve things? Well, Ebay could stop being Nazis. What other name do you use for people who FORBID freedom of speech? Bidders can leave nasty negatives even if they are unfair and untrue. Sellers can only leave positives! That's fair?

Ebay also demands that its sellers ship within a day, and if anything goes wrong, it's usually blamed on the seller. This has caused many sellers to flee eBay rather than keep taking losses due to spoiled, bratty bidders.

Ebay has a reputation for being a shoddy garage full of whores and pimps and thugs...people who will swindle you with garbage replicas of watches and handbags.

Ebay makes it difficult for anyone to file a DMCA complaint. If you're running Rolex or Gucci, are you going to spend hours and hours filing on individual auctions? NO. It's not worth the time to type in auction numbers, make a complaint, only to get a form letter back, "We need information. How does this infringe? Why did you report this?"

If you're a movie star do you really give a damn if somebody's forging your name on photos? Ebay makes sure most everyone lets this shit go. Burned by a phony baseball card, a forgery, or a fake pair of sneakers, bidders just refuse to come back.

And what CAN you say about the morality of this company, when they think it's ok for somebody to sell a Photoshop picture of Carrie Fisher naked and burning over an open fire as "the other white meat?" Report that auction and nothing happens. Call up Ebay's "support" number and you get a jerk in India. Gunga Din will sing-song in his farty Pakistani-Indian accent, "Ohhh, yes, I see the auction. Oh yes, most distressing. Dear me, dear me. But this is not against the rules." Or, "I will forward your complaint. Thank you SO much for your time." And NOTHING happens.

So Ebay is surprised they have to send "SELL! SELL" PM's to their sellers every day and flood the site with spammy photos of "trending" items for sale?

Oh, let's just put it simply. EBAY is SHIT, and John Donahoe, CEO, should be kicked in the balls. He's a stinking pervert who wants to see Carrie Fisher burned alive.

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