It's the country that gave you "Honey Boo Boo," a smirky overfed little piece of shit that redneck men apparently would LOVE to sleep with. Jerry Lee Lewis would take boner pills for "Honey Boo Boo."
It's the country of "Duck Dynasty," in which a bunch of cynical, cruel, hateful businessmen dress up like Z.Z. Top and go shooting ducks out of the sky. Turning lakes bloody. What FUN.
And it's the nation that has given the world KUNT KUNTRASHIAN and her anus-lipped KANYE. Somehow, this glazed turkey, this brainless, whiny-voiced load squeezed out of somebody's feminine napkin...is a SUPERSTAR to the point of...influencing KIDDIE FASHION?
Thank Christ there are some women out there fighting this disgusting stomach-turn of events:
It's not BAD ENOUGH that children are being influenced by Viley Virus and Justa Beeper? That they are being saturated with fat-inducing fast foods (eating as a competitive sport), moronic Super Hero movies, and idiot video games? It's not BAD ENOUGH that pubescent kids are downloading pirated Internet porn, seeing violence constantly, and wearing make-up even a whore would consider tasteless?
NOW...American capitalism and idiocy is dictating that kids are supposed to play with KIM KARDASHIAN dolls? Babies are supposed to dress as tastelessly as Kimye's own horrible bastardette North West?
Hopefully Toys R Us and Babies R Us will make sure that Redneck Americans CAN'T destroy the new generation with mind-pulping garbage to play with and sexualized pedophilia to wear.
What a terrible time and place to grow up: AMERICA in 2014.
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