Baz Knows: Rumer Willis is Uglier than Weird Al Yankovic

Are people blind? What was going on at the Baz Luhrmann party? Everyone was blind?

RUMER WILLIS (a spawn of bald Bruce) is UGLY. She might be the ugliest beast ever to drip out of a celebrity's penis.

That she's revolting to look at...would be fine if she was making horror movies. But instead, newspapers are whoring her like she's a sex symbol! Come on, that's outrageous. Any publicist can bribe any newspaper into lies? A blind newsstand dealer knows RUMER WILLIS IS UGLY.

I've added a photo of Weird Al as Lady Gaga. Tell me, who is nicer looking??

She has a face like a retarded fish.

She'd need a bag over her head before even a walrus would fuck her.

It should be against the law for her to walk forward and frighten people. I'm surprised the lenses on the cameras didn't break.

What a world we live in, where publicists can dictate who is attractive! I remember the days when we applauded the kid who said "the emperor has no clothes." These days that kid would be arrested by the King's SS officers and sent to a Gulag. Or sent to live with this GHOUL...