Ricky Germface, etc. crotch-grab for "Feeling Nuts" & Self Promotion

"OK," say the needy celebrities, "we doused our heads with water. The ice bucket challenge is now boring. And worse...some meanies pointed out that ALS research barely gets 10% of the money donated...most of it is wasted on paying employees, paperwork, keeping the charity in the public eye, etc. What can we do to call attention to us next? Wear American Noise Clothing? No, no, it has to be something for CHARITY..."

Ricky Germface, step up, lad. Show us the tasteful photo that will be re-Tweeted all over, and thrown around the Internet with great admiration:

Hey, latest shitty Boy Band, can you TOP Ricky Germface? Give it a try...

As the old British cops used to say, "What's all this then?"

It's, haw-haw-haw, the "Feeling Nuts" for charity campaign.

Hmm, how can we do something vulgar, stupid, obnoxious...but for CHARITY so that nobody can complain? Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee...grab crotch to call attention to testicular cancer!

What next, bending over and calling attention to celebrities being full of shit?

Is there anything more pathetic and self-serving than a space-wasting media-whore moron like Chef Jamie Oliver squeezing more attention for himself by tugging on his trouser crotch?

Let's remember where this came from: pedophile Michael Jackson. Let's remember who has kept it in the public eye: Viley Virus and Justa Creepy Bieber.

As with the ALS "challenge" (where the money disappeared into the bowels of the charity organization, as it always does, as it did when George Harrison thought he was raising money for Bangla Desh), this "campaign" is futile. First off, testicular cancer usually comes on suddenly and is incurable. Second, if you really are going to haul your balls to a doctor's office every month, you STILL won't be sure, because today's doctors get their diplomas from Internet colleges and run them through a home printer. Most of 'em are from Pakistan and India, and don't know testicles from deep fried cauliflower pakora.

What joy...for the next month, or till whenever the public starts snoring...we will be assaulted with tasteless photos of celebrities grabbing crotch and making stupid faces.

Hey you dirty guys, go back to the ice bucket challenge...you really need to take a shower.