EBOLA can get you: "Air-Borne Again, Naturally"

According to the "natural news" website, EBOLA can indeed be transmitted through a sneeze or a cough. Some monkey comes over and sneezes in your face...and it gets in your eyes or up your nose or in your mouth...mmmm, you JUST might end up in the hospital. Or six feet under.

It's nice to know, isn't it, that the entire world is afraid to say "QUARANTINE THE FUCKING AFRICANS." No no, that's not politically correct. Let's wait till it's too fucking late.

"In a little while from now....
With ebola cherries gone sour
You'll be wondering "Please," how'd I get diseased,
And go to a nearby tower.

And after one cough. You will throw yourself off...

Need I continue to sing? Not even the chorus? "Air-Borne Again...NATURALLY...."

Meanwhile in another part of the web, I read that overpopulation has doomed us and that even if there was a massive Ebola outbreak, it wouldn't make a dent in the relentless explosion of stupid people on the planet. The predominant race of morons will overwhelm all resources...so it won't matter who gets beheaded by Muslim bastards, who die of Ebola, who get shot and killed by 15 year-olds in school, and who just get into an old fashioned drunk driving accident.

Oh, ten years from now...how many cities will be in the midst of cleaning up from hurricanes or other natural disasters?

Ten years from now, will our Canadian Canuck-Nyuk Dale STILL be on Indie-go demanding $6,000 so he can write a book on SHEMP? One that answers the question on whether a quiz show host named Alex Trebek really felt Shemp was his favorite stooge?

Nah, I think ten years from now Dale will be in a watery grave thank to a melted glacier drowning half of Canada.

Twenty or thirty years from now? How many fresh fish will be in the ocean? How much natural food will be left? How many people will be eating synthetics guaranteed to produce cancer?

By 2050, anyone think life on this planet will be worth living? There will be rape and drugs and hedonism galore and nobody will know who The Beatles were. Or Bogie and Bacall. Or Spike Milligan or Laurel & Hardy.

Ain't it grand we'll be bloody well dead?

That's the good news of the day.