Oh, that Boring Banksy ... Brits Just Love to Suck his Cock

Zzzzzz...MORE controversy from that oh-so-outrageous and mysterious FAGSY? Uh, NAZI. Oh...BANKSY.

In a continuing campaign to make Great Britain look foolish and impotent, Slapsy Whimsy Pantsy Antsy Ranksy Stanksy Banksy puts up his graffiti anywhere he likes. At best, it's taken down.

He should be in jail. He shouldn't be the millionaire whose shit is happily and hungrily bought up for a fortune every time.

This latest idiocy is actually pretty ironic. His "graffiti" was removed not because it was unwanted and illegal (it IS illegal to foist your junk on public or private property without permission??). No, it was removed because it was deemed "racist." Of course it was obviously...painfully obviously, just the reverse. Banksy was making a point that birds of a feather, are the same. They're birds. They all have feathers. They all fly. And aw, immigration is GOOD. Why, it's even part of nature, as swallows and other birds fly huge distances to lay their eggs and procreate millions more of themselves.

Incredibly, female impersonator Nigel Brown, communications manager for Tendring district council, a dickless lunatic with no brains in his head, mewled, "(the art) could be seen as offensive and it was removed this morning in line with our policy to remove this type of material within 48 hours. We would obviously welcome an appropriate Banksy original on any of our seafronts and would be delighted if he returned in the future.”

Nice one, Nigel Brown Shit. You'd WELCOME an "appropriate" bit of graffiti? Well, tell that to the local chavs and I'm sure they'll oblige. Tell that to your local artists who might need some publicity. No? You only want your precious BANKSY TITSY WITSY CUNTSY PUNTSY? And on your terms?

I don't know which is more embarrassing...that people mistook an anti-racism message for a racist one, or that people continue to consider an art-fraud, con-artist and lawbreaker as someone to admire. This fucking ITSY BITSY BANKSY BASTARD could've published this cartoon of his in PUNCH, or some similar magazine. Oh. But if he did THAT he'd make a few hundred pounds, not millions? Magazine readers would turn the page instead of cheering "Pip! Pip!" and running to the scene of the crime.

Let's mention that name once again. No, not the "artist," the idiot: Nigel Brown. That's NIGEL BROWN of Tendring. Hello, Nigel. You need to go to some Pakistani doctor on National Health and get your pumpkin examined. It appears to have rot in it. No brains, just mush. You are an impotent, ineffectual, maggot-minded effeminate twit. You don't get the big picture. You are a thumb-twiddler. What YOU should have done is dragged that fucking WANKSY in front of a camera, taken a mug shot of him, then thrown his fucking carcass in jail and tossed away the key. Or, shot him through the fucking eyes, thus making his artwork even MORE valuable.

Instead, you're the wanker who is willing to bend the rules if the miscreant is famous enough and does something YOU happen to like. What else, Nigel Brown, Shit-for-Brains? Maybe Banksy can openly smoke dope in your town? Sell heroin? Break into some pensioner's home? Rape you in the ass? Listen, if it's BANKSY WANKSY, the famous provocateur, rules and logic don't apply. Let him do as he pleases.

I know you, Nigel Brown. You really WOULD like to be raped by Banksy. Oh, make-believe rape, that is, because you wouldn't resist. You're too much of a pussy.