YAWN. No Pang for "Mayang" The Cooked Prostitute

Look, when YOUR OWN MOTHER doesn't care if you're a whore...why should we?

Christine Jorgensen? Coccinelle? Amanda Lear? That's SO long ago. Who is even mildly raising eyebrows over sex-changes, or "she-males?" Nobody. 12 year-olds not only know what a "she-male" is, they've seen the porn. Some of them are pestering Mom and Dad with the "I'm really a girl in a boy's body" stuff.

Oh, Freud, Oh, Kraft-Ebing, you guys would be shocked if you came back to Earth. Nobody else is.

What's brought this on? Oh, yawwwwwwwwwwwwwn, this all too familiar story. Haven't they made a ton of cannibalism movies, and she-male movies, and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Mayang was a well-traveled tranny prostitute. In March of 2013 she was running ads on a British sex site telling the locals it was her "first time" in London, and guys should discover how "extra hot in bed" she was, being "busy" with "a big banana."

She was in Germany to meet the relatives of her creepy boyfriend-turned-husband, and somehow they settled in Australia where animals with unlikely pouches are so popular.

I barely stopped as this minor bit of disgusting amusement scrolled along my scan of today's news.

After all, we've all read better cannibal stores, seen sexier idiot Lady-boys from Thailand, and that cannibalism and she-males were combined in one story is no trick either.

No, what momentarily stopped me was...realizing my utter apathy to this piece of news. I was NOT stunned. I was NOT surprised. And worst of all, I was NOT amused, which is the whole point of reporting insane shit.

Are we really better off being this sophisticated?

You can bet that there are "funny comments" being made about this story on hundreds of news websites. You can bet that others are just bypassing this, not because they are disturbed or repulsed, but because it's not as titillating as watching Lady Gaga get another tattoo or finding the latest ISIS beheading video.

This Aussie bastard who didn't mind having a she-male whore for a wife...did he boil ALL of her, or did he save the weiner to toast over an open flame on the stove?

See...it's easy to make bad jokes. What was that Dylan song? It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry. But maybe not, not if it was train full of Asian she-males. That would be hilarious.