Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Sanford Rubinstein is Hung Like a Cashew

Oh, the fun of having tabloids like the Daily Fail and...the one and only New York Post:

Does it get any less classy? This is reporting? This is on a NEWSPAPER website?

It's all about news as entertainment, that's all.

Sure, in THIS case, it's hilarious. Who is Sanford Rubinstein? An obnoxious ambulance-chaser. The kind who could make even Jews anti-semitic. Any time some black kid stubs his toe, you could count on Sanford Rubinstein to rush to the scene and face the cameras and declare a racist incident and demand "justice."

If there could be anything worse than loudmouth Al Sharpton racing to bellow the race card...it's this weasel. No wonder they ended up allies. Sharpton and Rubinstein usually arrive at the same time. Sharpton gets publicity, let's the blacks know that Rubinstein is the right choice, and boom. One hand finger-fucks the other. Who'd trust Whitey the Jew unless Rev. Al was by his side?

Rubinstein runs TV commercials boasting that his law firm has made MILLIONS for their clients. You get bumped by a car you make money. You get cancer and it'll be blamed on asbestos poisoning. Anything that happens to you...you can sue. And if you're a minority and the race card can be played...JACKPOT!

Is it any wonder this guy is hated by politicians and cops? He makes the city look racist constantly, and makes a fortune doing it. So when the New York Post found someone...anyone...to say something derogatory, they ran with it.

Now 70, this creep who wears his hair combed back and glued tight but lets it hang like a hipster on weekends, finally got tripped up on a rape charge. A minor one, though. Following one of those high-profile parties (the mayor and governor were also there), Rubinstein said goodbye to his pal Sharpton and squired two presumably big black and busty women friends of Sharpton to his home. One of them left. The other...well, he says it was consensual. She says she was drunk and he used a dildo on her or something, because she began bleeding.

It's just SO nice to see that objective reporting is no longer necessary. You can write for a "real newspaper" just as recklessly as I do on this blog!

Rubinstein for once in his life, has to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A WHILE. He had to resign from a big "the cops beat up the nice sweet lovable black guy" case that would've made him millions. Aww. Just how much dirt he and HIS lawyer will shove at the woman accusing him...what bribe will be made...what other underhanded shit will go down...who knows. But I doubt Sanford will be going to jail any time soon.

The Post is, of course, the cheery paper that ran the famous headline "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar," and routinely refers to Mick Jagger as "the wrinkly rocker." If you're on the wrong side of the Post, you'll find any story about you "flavored" with their particularly colorful brand of sewage. And no, Sanford, even if it IS sewage, you can't sue. But chances are, the guy IS hung like a cashew.

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