Calvin Cunt: Empty skull Emily Ratajkowski is not news

What the fuck is on the front page of the Daily News website? I want news...not the promotion of some empty-headed cunt.

Crime stories, news stories...and some bitch strikes a dumb-slut pose and gets the front page?

This is the 21st Century...it WAS supposed to be a time when women were treated as equals...no sexist stupid photos of them half undressed.

It WAS supposed to be a time when a woman had the sense and self-respect not to sexualize herself and advertise that all she is, is tits, cocksucker lips, and a cunt.

But this cunt, this brainless twat, this no-talent whore of a skank Emily Rat Ratajkowski doesn't know anything about it. She never heard of American women's lib icons such as Betty Friedan or Germaine Greer, and probably thinks Michelle Obama is a brand of pancake.

All she knows how to do is look stupid. Hedy Lamarr said it long ago...it's easy to be sexy, just "look stupid." We can't do better in 2014? The lesson is that a chick can get a front page just by being a softcore porn moron?

Look at those fat cocksucker lips. Think she's ever uttered a coherent sentence? Ever spoken without cum dripping down her chin?

What's the "salute" she's giving? Hands over her tits? What's that supposed to be, pride in NOT showing everything? "I'm a liberated slut...I'm NOT showing my nipples!"

And why, with the salute, are her pants at half-mast?

Because she's a whore, that's why. She's promoting fag Calvin Klein, who thinks women should wear men's underpants. Not even turquoise ones.

"Gone Girl?" Yes, be gone...we have more than enough "liberated" porn stars, idiot celebutards dancing with the stars, and plain every day hookers who make the news by ratting on the famous men who paid to fuck them.

What can I say in praise of Emily Rat Ratajkowski, stupid Polish princess of pornographic poses? Well, Emily, you DO have nice boobs and I hope they're real. I wouldn't want you to keep feeling cold on a winter's day because the implants don't return to room temperature fast enough. I trust you wear cotton underwear because you need the absorbency, big time. Your hair needs conditioner, though...maybe you should direct those penises to spray the protein into your hair and not your mouth. Oh...and while I can't be sure unless you turn around, thank you for NOT having a big fat elephant ass like Kim Kuntrashian.

Now, be gone. I don't expect to see you naked and spreading your legs for at least another two months. The world generally has a short attention span for the average bone-headed bint.