Piers Morgan and the SHIT called EBOLA

Although they censored "shit," they did print an editorial from PIERS MORGAN. He questions what is being done about EBOLA and just how serious the threat might be.

Morgan attempted to be the David Frost for a new generation, but it turned out to be a generation of low-life dullards, mouth-breathers, sex freaks, gun-violent lunatics and every sort of uncouth chimp. For a time, it seemed like he'd be the man to bring British urbanity, provocateur wit and an eye for juicy scandal to both sides of the Atlantic. Unfortunately he wasn't all that urbane, wasn't always hilariously quote-worthy in picking fights or spitting bon mots, and had no great interest in the absolutely dogshit-on-sidewalk level of scandal and celebrity that the masses wanted to know about.

He lost his CNN cable show and it's sort doubtful whether he'll be given another chance in America. The best he was able to do was a cameo on "America's Got Talent," asking Howard Stern, Heidi Klum and Mel B. (via Skype) if they didn't agree with him that Howie Mandel is an irritating idiot.

So all he can do is write for British media again...and end a piece on Ebola not with "no shit, Sherlock" but with this:

"Global reaction to Ebola so far has been as slow as it has been poor.

There seems to no collective strategy to tackle it and world leaders need to come together and be quick, bold and assertive.

The hideous Ebola genie is ferociously out of the bottle and if we don’t all wake up very, very quickly to its horrifying potential impact, then it will soon be too late."

All true, all laudable. But perhaps, since Piers knows the demographics of America and also the increased darkening of Great Britain, he can't hammer home the impudent truth: that Africans caused this by wallowing in bat shit, that too many Africans are irresponsible children, that too many Africans are ignorant and don't even know if they've got a disease or not, and that TOO MANY AFRICANS are getting on planes and flying to foreign countries and literally killing people as if they were Somali Pirates or members of Boko Haram.

I suppose if I got the opportunity to mention this in private to Piers Morgan, he'd snigger (I said "snigger") and say, "No shit, Sherlock...but I couldn't write "Keep the Darkies Out" because it would be taken as racist...and it wouldn't work anyway. No way can we stop all flights in and out of Africa until science finds a cure for yet another plague from the Dark Continent of Monkey Fucking and Bat Shit Eating."

But really, "if we don't all wake up very, very quickly" means wake up to the reality that Africans are causing this, Africans are being irresponsible, and if it involved a disease emanating from Israel, the entire United Nations would be demanding the bombing of the Tel Aviv airport to keep Jews grounded.

Everybody's awake...to the nightmare of not being able to say the obvious...that AFRICA is to blame, AFRICA needs to accept responsibility, and AFRICA needs to shut down their airports and only let flights out that are 100% safe.

No shit, Piers Morgan.