"EBOLA...B.O.L.A...BOLA..." LA LA LA LA LA LA

Oh, kids, there's NOTHING to fear.

You've seen the meme..."Taylor Swift has more ex-boyfriends than the USA has had EBOLA deaths."

HA HA HA HA.

Man, I've been there. I remember when cunts named Mephisto and Hans and Christer the Blister insisted they knew better than I did: "piracy is GOOD for the music business."

I remember when smug shit-brains said climate change wasn't real.

And when Piffle Professors said the more insane immigrant scumbags the better, because they'll "assimilate" and become nice, kind, sophisticated people who appreciate the finer things in life.

ETC.

And so they've been saying, "Ebola restrictions?? Don't be SILLY...what's this KERFUFFLE...why FLING your POO? You can NOT quarantine Ebola victims. The poor babies. Don't keep Africans from Ebola-ridden countries from flying all over the world. What's logical about THAT? Why, doctors know ALL about the symptoms and we're becoming so much more adept at seeing the warning signs! DOCTORS know SO much about how the disease is passed around..."

Ah.

Oh.

Here's a doctor who knew everything about Ebola, how it spreads, how to avoid getting it. And he got it. And best of all, he didn't know...as he wandered ALL OVER TOWN with it.

I'm sure there's some singing at this very moment:

"He walked up to me and he asked me to dance, and I asked him his game, and in a dark sad voice said EBOLA...B.O.L.A. BOLA..."

Ha. No no, he didn't say THAT, because he didn't KNOW he HAD IT. And, ha ha ha, we really don't know FOR SURE what mutations ebola has. Or if a version might be passed on by simply shaking hands. But why be safe when the alternative is for a bunch of monkey bastards to have hurt feelings?

Christ, I've had people shun me when I said I was just over the flu. "I'm not taking any chances! Get away!" But a disease that can kill you? Oh, don't tell Ngubo Bagubo that he can't go visit his relatives in Atlanta, just because he's from Liberia. How cruel. Sure, he might test positive on the flight, or once he touches down, but hey, DOCTORS KNOW WHAT TO DO."

It's all a big fucking joke isn't it? Show me that MEME again: "Taylor Swift has more ex-boyfriends than the USA has had EBOLA deaths." Ha ha ha. Maybe in a week we'll make it The Kardashians. Then we'll make it The entire student body at Vassar. And when it's a full blown epidemic...oh well.

Just change "The Red Death to "The Black Plague."

And darkness, and decay, and THE BLACK PLAGUE held illimitable dominion over all.

Because we wanted to show how Liberal we all were. And we didn't want to hurt the feelings of ignorant, diseased people. And the funny thing is, if it was "Typhoid Mary," she would be quarantined and all OF her relatives. But Black Plague Mbuto? "Come in come in...look in the Harbor at the Statue of Stupidity...it says: bring us your ignorant diseased plague-carrying monkeys...don't use common sense...don't take precautions that could work...trust the DOCTORS who know how to protect themselves..."