Not so good. Nowhere near the SIX THOUSAND you want to write a fucking book on SHEMP?
Is this surprising? Maybe to an egomaniac. Look at what exciting research he plans on doing for donation money:
Wowee. He's gonna write a letter to Alex Trebek to ask if Shemp is REALLY Alex's favorite stooge??
What do we do with THAT useless bit of information?
This fool is also trying to determine, for the record if Patsy Kelly was Shemp's favorite actress.
THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION! It's almost like a cure for Ebola.
Except...it's not even a cure for BORING.
Who wouldn't fall asleep trying to read any amateur's self-published book?
An interesting point with Indiego-fuck-yourself is that, unlike Kickstarter, a greedhead can work it so that he can KEEP any money donated. That's right. He doesn't have to finish the project. Doesn't have to do anything. He's got YOUR money, chump.
But...in this age of identity theft and Internet games, who can be sure the measly FOUR people who donated to this egomaniacal moron's campaign aren't HIM, HIM, HIM and his boyfriend?
Ah, the joy of "flexible funding," just another word for SCAM.
But what do you expect from a smirking piece of shit who loves to wear a fucking BERET and SUNGLASSES?
Yeah, sunglasses...from a douchebag who lives in Canada...gotta need sunglasses while peeping at all those beach beauties lounging in the hot sun all day. "Pssst, ladies, I'm an AUTHOR...I'm working on a book on SHEMP...I will definitively let everyone know if Shemp liked Fred Allen or not! PS...if I choose not to bother with this stupid shit, I have a couple of hundred in my pocket from donations. You ladies want to be my guest at Olive Garden? Heh heh heh?
This is social media...a clueless crapload pesters the world with tweeting and twatting and bawling and calling attention to himself. Did I mention he's deeply involved in show biz? He has a YOUTUBE channel. He's another Sir Lew Grade, this fellow. Look, he got a couple of dozen HITS when he pulled out a camcorder and took video at some obscure event in Canada!
You think Mr. Smug is proud of himself? You bet he is. He may not have any talent, or at this point anything but chump change for his Shemp shit...but he's got ALL the nerve, from the tips of his untalented fingers to the pointy head under his oh-so-hep beret. Hep Hep, Beret! Hep Hep, Beret! And a big GO FUCK YOURSELF, Dale. I truly hope you have a heart attack and drop the fuck DEAD.
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