Mussolini got the trains running on time, and I can't say I have EVER had a delay in getting a package from Amazon. I've never had one badly packaged. I've never had a problem getting a refund if the item was defective. I've never bought an Amazon mp3 download that failed to download.
Damn, isn't that awful? Those fucking WHITE GUYS at Amazon are TOO FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.
Clearly, Amazon needs more illiterates. It needs more ATTITUDE. It needs a workplace where if you say anything you'll get a bitchy screaming voice in your ear or a big spooky black face in your face. Right, more women! More blacks! And don't forget...MORE BLACK WOMEN.
After all, when you call up customer support, you want to hear ebonics. You want to hear: "You axing me a question, yo? Look, I dah-no when yo package be comin' to ya." Or maybe a testy bitch saying, "Excuuuuse me? Did you raise your voice? I don't think I want to talk to you sir, Good DAY!"
To quote the opening to every tried, frustrated Piers Morgan remark, "LOOK, IF I'M HONEST..."
The first person I'll go to at the bank, at the department store, at the hospital, at the office...is going to be the white guy. He's the one who knows what the fuck he's doing.
If I'm at Burger King, I'll go with the black woman, because the white guy has to be a total retard.
Sorry, but IF I'M HONEST...
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