Chelsea Attonley launches DICK-STARTER campaign on KICKSTARTER

As more Britons become aware of frivolous Chelsea Attonley's desire to spend taxpayer money on her vanity...they are urging that the government NOT fund a second sex-change operation.

A pretentious, glam-queen poofter, inspired by Katie Price, Chelsea wasted $16,000 to look like a drag queen with outrageously huge boobs and a tarty, Adele-like face. Not getting enough attention, not exactly turning on heterosexual males, and constantly forgetting to sit down to pee, Chelsea is opting for more surgery.

Concerned the government will have enough sense to turn her down, Chelsea has launched a DICK-STARTER campaign. But those tempted to donate, be warned, she might change her mind and use the money to open a "Lingerie for Defectives" shop in Dorking.