More of eBay's Most Absurd and STINKY Sellers

Truth: some eBay sellers STINK.

Second opinion: they're ugly, too.

Take a look at this self-absorbed moronic skank, with the tattoos and the vacant expression as she eyes her unappetizing reflection.

SHE thinks somebody would want to smell her twat! Not after looking at her ugly face and body.

Call me an elitist, but I'm NOT attracted to stupid women. I am turned off by poor spelling, too! So I turn up my nose at the chance to sniff the soiled panties of THIS illiterate fat-ass!

She's not an amateur. Nice to know. That means she's a whore who charges money.

She's also an insane egomaniac. She is proud of having a gigantic ass and thinks its attractive to shove it at a camera?

Sadly in the 21st Century, the Negroid buttocks, callipygian in too many cases, is now considered a standard of beauty, along with gigantic lips. That's why white idiots like Kim Kardashian are prized. Black lips, black ass, but white skin! No wonder KUNTYE considers her a GODDESS.

So it is, that nerds who don't have KUNTYE's fame or money, have to simply sigh and sniff the panties that once strained to cover a weighty pair of hams so fat they could almost clog a view of the shit-stained exit hole between them.

Then again, more modest, if twisted idiots, will make do with a pair of stinky socks.

Isn't the bitch above posing with an enigmatic Mona Lisa-type expression? Usually the ones who prey on sock-sniffers tend to be imperious, wear dark mascara, and have an evil glower. She's probably just trying not to laugh, thinking that anyone would be desperate enough to buy dirty socks from a woman who has a face that looks like a foot.

Meanwhile, here's a very active, very oozing twat, who is offering many pairs of her panties. Every day she uses a pair the way a plumber might shove a towel into a leaking sewer pipe. It soaks up a lot but the defective hole is going to keep right on oozing unless it gets a really tight screw.

The funny part is all her different "looks."

She hides her face, slightly.

Here, she gets creative, and creates blacked out "glasses."

She's afraid to show her face. Or is she?

Want to know what the rest of her really looks like? Be careful what you wish for!

Here's a question. If your chewing gum can lose its flavor on the bedpost over night...how much odor can remain when a woman is sending her foul knickers all the way from NORWAY?

How idiotic. There are hundreds and hundreds of these auctions, with women trying to sell their soiled panties to men.

There's not much interest in MEN selling their used underwear to women, or to fags.

Well, let me re-phrase that. I have NO interest in posting another one like THAT!