How generous. These millionaires, who hire Millennial brainiacs for six figure salaries AND give them free food and exercise/recreation rooms...are giving ME a YouTube bargain?
Er, no. Not if you check the fine print.
The wonderful world of streaming: Netflix, Spotify, Gootube, Amazon...they all want you to spend TEN BUCKS a month to sit and stare at your fucking computer all day.
Except thanks to their high-powered lobbyists making the Internet FREE, why the FUCK would I want to pay ANYTHING when I can download off torrents? Or retards like Zinfuck who use free blogs?
You can bet GOOGLE paid somebody a fortune to come up with that luscious ad copy, about how "Google Red" is like watermelon, blah blah blah. They probably had an all-day meeting over "how many spaces should we give between the pitch and the fine print? Enough so nobody even notices?"
Right, gimme 3 months at 99 cents and then do the AUTOMATIC BILLING GAME, figuring I won't even remember when I signed up, and won't notice another $10 eaten away from my debit card.
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