BBC "British Broadcasting Cunts" Ban "ALL MALE" Panel Shows

The dictators at the BBC (oh, make that vagina-tators) say that you can't have a TV show without women.

I guess that means even a prison drama has to have a few cells full of female impersonators?

Somehow, the Ghost of Margaret's Thatch turned up, got her knickers into a twist, and decided that it's terrible if a few guys happen to host a TV show.

Good Christ, what next? Will they come down on shows hosted by a single male? Is it ok if that male is, uh, er, Graham Norton? Does that help? Should Jonathan Ross have to hire "Four Twats and a Piano" in order to stay on the air? Would it mean that a revival of "Rising Damp" would remove the "rising" and only leave the "damp?"

As you see below, SOME wussy twit morons seem to think that the BBC's forced, Fascistic fucking with established TV shows is all right...

Really, Simon Kelner, you MAY think differently if you're not allowed your regular column and have to share it with a woman, at half pay. YOU can only write Monday, Wednesday and Friday. SHE can write Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. And on Sunday you can both fuck off while a transgender takes over.

I think the BBC is missing something important here. What about the Muslims? What about the Pakistanis? Come come, Beeber Baby Babies, you BB Cunts need to understand that women are NOT a minority, but Muslims and Pakistanis are. Not to mention the Poles, who are too stupid to realize they're actually in England...they keep speaking Polish.

Meanwhile, it's WOMEN pushing their way into every TV show.

Fortunately, it's only the BBC, and other channels or cable networks aren't caving in to having a cave-owner among the cocks.

I suppose it's fortunate that "Box Nation" already has the word "Box" in it, and sometimes covers a female boxing match. We do NOT want to have to see its lead commentator get a sex change operation and call himself Steve Cunce. But...who knows, if the Beeb's bullshit idea catches on, it could happen. And Jim Watt might be kicked off for some twat. Can you imagine, a woman with a Scottish accent calling a boxing match? Watt is hard enough to understand but at least he's not going to say, "Ewww, eww, there's a cut opened up, and it clashes with his blue trunks, ewww. By the way, did I tell you there was a sale price at Tesco on tangerines?"

I've gotten a look at the new BBC schedule. One of the revised shows with women added: “Have I Got Cooze For You.”

They’re working on a new period drama, “Downtown, A Bint,” which is all about a bint’s period. It’ll be up against a classic, “Yes, Menstruation” and “Yes, Prime Menstruation.” Not to mention “Fanny Dreadful.”

Then there’s “Snatch of the Day” and “Pubic Heir Hunters.”

If a show still has all men, because the performers' contracts aren't up yet, the title must reflect it, like “Cock the Week,” or “Sorry, I Haven’t a Cunt.”

More shows with a pronounced female angle and slant: “Last Tampon in Halifax,” “Pussy Blinders,” “Broads in Church,” “The TIT Crowd,” and the sci-fi classic “Dr. Whore.”

There are going to be some interesting revivals, too, including “Inspect Her Gorge, Gently,” “Knicker Street,” “Steptoe and Slut” and “Monty Python’s Flying Clitoris.”

Oh, it’s gonna be absolutely fabulous. The BBC is going tits up.