Monday, March 31, 2014

Justin Bieber BOO'd. Serena Ryder has her brains in her Cunt

Bieber, the most hated punk on the planet, won a "Juno Award," a meaningless trophy handed out in the meaningless country of Canada.

You know Canada? It's the pile of slush just above America. Most all of its citizens secretly pray to Christ to get a chance to live in America. Which is what Bieber has done...buying that big mansion in California because Canada is a boring, shitty place to live.

It's spelled "JUNO," but really, when the ludicrous idea of rewarding Canadian "talent" was first floated in the ice floes of Canada, they meant "Jew, NO" award. As in "No Jews will ever win one of these" and "No Jews should live here." (They managed to get rid of David Steinberg and Paul Shaffer.)

Also "Jew? No," not Bieber, who laughed at the memory of Anne Frank and trivialized her death, burbling "She would've been a Belieber."

I'm happy to report (second hand...originally in Rolling Stone) that even the frost-bitten Canadians got hot under the collar when that tattooed twat was given an award...

Note the last few lines. For some reason, some flapping labia named Serena Ryder actually used her acceptance speech to defend the useless, talentless, imitative rip-off creep Justin Beiber. Hey Serena, mind yo' own bizness, ya mizzable bint. Try and write something worthwhile. Almost no Canadian has done that. Think of your dumbass national anthem. Is it MEMORABLE? People know two words: "OH, CANADA..." and that's all. That describes the country doesn't it? "Oh, Canada?" Yeah. So what. What can you say about Canada that you can't say about a half-melted pint of vanilla ice cream?

Canada, you have a LOT to apologize for. Two words: JUSTIN BIEBER.

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