He positioned an infra-red camcorder so he could record himself fucking Paris Hilton. Yeah, classy guy. He records himself banging an air-headed socialite slut, and then when he realizes it's worth money, he finds a way of selling it. The tape "leaks," and he could care less about her. He stabs her in the back after banging her crack.
What could Dumbass Paris Hilton do, when everybody in the world was illegally downloading her "deer in the headlights" repulsive cocksucking antics? Why, join up with Rick the Dick and make a REAL nice color porno, called "One Night in Paris."
It all turned out so well. She looked SO much better in the proper lighting, and the scandal launched her "career," turning her from a barely-worth-photographing party girl to a NOTORIOUS world-wide media personality.
That she failed as an actress, singer, and reality show moron, only goes to show just how little talent she has. Her blowjob skills didn't even impress Rick the Dick enough to keep her.
Rick the Dick moved on to Pamela Anderson, who already had a sex tape out with her ex, Tommy Lee. They married, divorced in 2007, and have re-married. Boooorrring.
Rick the Dick, whose resume includes being co-owner of a gambling website that preys on the foolish, as well as the adult film company, was recently seen with his no-longer famous wife Pam. In one photo of the couple, the gossip rags burbled that she was looking well (in middle-age). In a second photo, the caption was about HIM! Who? Why?
That's the media for you. At one time, he was Rick the Dick, the creep who recorded Paris Hilton. When he attached himself to Pam Anderson, the media was happy to call him names and wonder how he'd exploit his new lady. Now, he's respectfully photographed and lathered with compliments for his FASHION SENSE!
If you saw this asshole on the street, without Pam Anderson (as if you could recognize her these days) would you give him a second look? Would you say he's dressed well? He's fucking 46 years-old and he has to wear his fucking hat backward like Justin Bieber.
All he looks like his an arrogant California dickhead...somebody to avoid.
And why comment on the jerk at all? He's not even a has-been. Pam Anderson, fine, you want to see what the former "Baywatch" chick looks like, out of morbid curiosity...snap away. But Rick the Dick?
All I can think is that this slimy sleazy Svengali told the photographer, "I'll let you take pictures IF you say NICE THINGS about ME. And don't knock Pam, either."
Yeah this is "entertainment" news...a dirtbag goes walking down the street with his hat on backwards, and we've got marvel at his outfit. No, we marvel that Pam Anderson is still with him, that's about it.
What a caption. Rick the Dick "looks smart" and has that fashion sense to have a dopey cap "worn backwards," in the manner of all stylish men!?!?!?
He wouldn't look smart if he wore a mortar board cap and a gown and was seen as part of the graduating class at Harvard. He looks like what he is...a conniving piece of shit. He's wily enough to exploit a few stupid women and make money off porn and gambling, but he doesn't look or dress "smart."
Again...I wasn't LOOKING to see either one of these dopes, but the media thinks a photo of these idiots is vitally important; entertainment news. No, I didn't find it very amusing. And, no, it only briefly stopped me as I searched for a little bit of info on Putin invading Crimea. But, Putin, after all, does not wear a hat on backwards, so how important can he be?
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