Yeah, "do it yourself" garbage where some ugly moron can play the drums, or sing doggerel, or masturbate his guitar, and...usually go nowhere. But sometimes a jerk like Mike Lombardo gets lucky, and idiots surf around, find him and his garbage, and consider him a STAR. Because everybody on YOUTUBE is a STAR...as far as stupid people go.
And stupid people include almost everyone under 18.
That's why they're called "minors" and that's why they have to be protected. In fact, they're the only segment of the population that IS protected. You can do just about anything on the Internet EXCEPT kiddie porn. Oh, save the children...all the ones who have seen every perverted sex act imaginable before they even have pubic hair. Who have been taken to PG-rated comedies and seen women with semen in their hair, or guys fucking apple pies, or a thousand farts and a million pairs of bare tits.
Here he is, ASSHOLE MORON FUCKHEAD NO-TALENT LANTERN-JAWED DIMWIT MIKE LOMBARDO, EVERYONE:
Amazingly, the cops actually got involved, actually prosecuted, and shit-for-brains Lombardo was hit with a felony charge of receiving child pornography (11 girls who went him nude pictures of themselves were underage). He got 5 years in prison…could've gotten 20. Should've gotten 40. Hopefully Fuck Face Mike will serve as an example...but I doubt it. You can put every 30 year-old desperate insane white female teacher in prison for 5 years...and the following day there will STILL be a dozen news reports of 30 year old desperate insane MARRIED white female teacher guilty of raping her 14 year-old black student who looked 20.
And so it goes...in this moronic world, imbeciles on YOUTUBE are stars, in the eyes of even more impressionable idiots. (Idiots are the lowest, mentally, with imbeciles second and morons third...you might actually be able to hold a conversation with a moron. Like, "How's your dog Muffin?")
Lombardo's lawyer claimed that what Mikey did was OK because he didn't show the nudie pix to his friends, and, oh, most of the girls were of legal age. That's according to dumb-faced Mike, who figured "he engaged in cybersex with 'about fifty females and that probably 80% of them were adult'" -- and heck, so what if he sent girls explicit photos of himself and encouraged them to do likewise. So what if he conned a 15 year-old girl to come meet him in person for fun and games. By that time the FBI was involved.
Ass-face Lombardo told officers that he realized young girls were impressionable, and maybe this wasn't such a bright thing to do with them (texting filth and sharing raunchy photos) but SOME of the girls seemed to really be into it. Like, so that makes it ok, word!
His lawyer offered the lamest of excuses...that poor 25 year-old Music College graduate Mikey simply couldn't conduct relationships in the real world...he needed to use YOUTUBE, and to manipulate women with texting and e-mails. His lawyer blamed it all on "significant mental and emotional problems." So, let him go. What the fuck, everyone with mental and emotional problems is on YouTube and they all are trying to have sex with 15 year-old girls and swapping nude photos of their genitalia. Right, dude? Viley Virus would wink and say YOU BETCHA! Bieber too! It's just a wonderful world out there so don't try to stop our FUN!
Ultimately the best stupid Mike could do was cop a plea, which meant jail time, and worst of all, he had to surrender his three laptop computers and his smartphone.
As Reed Hadley, star of the old old TV show "Racket Squad" used to say: "I'm closing this case now. But there'll be others. Because that's the way the world is built."
Yes, at this very minute, various no-talent ugly guys are e-mailing porn to minors, Tweeting and Farce-booking and stroking their egos and their dicks, and figuring, "Uh, as long as I don't actually FUCK a 14 year-old, but just have phone sex, or exchange nude pix, it's ok. Done collector-to-collector, no laws broken, "freedom of speech," done for educational purposes only." Good one, Mike. Enjoy the next five years in jail. And sorry, Adie, that your inane drumming on YouTube hasn't gotten you any offers except from ME...asking you to GO FUCK YOURSELF with your drumsticks, and when you take them out, shove 'em into each ear and shishkebab what's left of your brains.
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