Sunday, March 23, 2014

Everybody loathes Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

VOGUE magazine will be changing its name to VOMIT.

It will have HONEY BOO BOO on the next cover, showing how stylish it is to have Cheez Whiz all over your face and drool running down your bib.

Then BELLE KNOX will show the latest fashion secret, the semen facial.

Then VILEY VIRUS will explain why there's no reason to keep your tongue from lolling halfway out your mouth at all times.

Then we'll have some celebrity only known for her silicone tits, explain how easy it is to become famous just for silicone tits.

The world is SO fucked up....

I would SO like any Google photo search for KIMYE VOGUE to include the above Photoshop job.

So pardon me while I repeat: KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE KIMYE VOGUE .

There ya go, Kunt Trashian, you fat-assed low class video cocksucker tabloid twat. And a big fuck you to Kanye "You Don't Know Fashion" West, anus-lipped sourpuss and all-around shit lump. You two morons have reached your apex (accent on APE) and it's DOWNHILL as some newer atrocious and tasteless couple comes along. Just wait till Asshat Bieber or Viley or Gaga gets married to some warthog, chimp or herpes-ridden pit bull.

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