Officer Brice Woolley Hero Cop - Shoots Pit Bull

Officer Brice Woolley is getting death threats.

He shot a doggie. Aw, aw, awwwww. Poor doggie. We love doggies, don't we?

I don't. I especially don't like pit bulls. They are bred to be aggressive. They can chomp your fucking leg off in one bite. There's no reason to have one except because you're a fucking psycho. You have a pit bull because you want protection in case somebody tries to steal the dozen six-packs of beer you stowed in your garage.

You have a pit bull if you have a little dick and a pair of pea-size balls, and you want people to be afraid of you because you've got a killing machine on a leash. You can't walk around with a loaded rifle, can you? So you have your pit bull on a leash to prove you're a man.

Officer Brice Woolley got a call about a dangerous pit bull.

If it wasn't dangerous, the officer would've said, in essence, "Go fuck yourself, call animal control." But this was a pit bull. Pit bulls are known to kill kiddies, everyone. You now that, don't you? The "family pet" suddenly eats the baby. Got that, you stupid doggie-lovers who can't just own a fucking Lassie instead of a killing machine?

What really bothers (stupid) people...is that Officer Brice Woolley called his killing "awesome." Well, duh, the man IS a cop. The man just shot down a vicious monster of a dog. It's not exactly a surprise that he might be amazed at how he popped a cap into this hideous ugly pit bull and the collar flew off. Look, this is the same country where Vice President Dick Cheney fired a round into a friend's face. This is the same country where Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan posed with a turkey he killed, and he was smiling happily; he did GOOD. This is the country where a leading contender for the presidency, Mike Huckabee, won a lot of voters because of his pro-gun stance and his love of shooting birds out of the sky.

This took place in backward, redneck, piss-hole Oklahoma. Look, Okie dokeys, you can't have it both ways. You love your guns, you love your cops, you don't think animals suffer if it's a deer, a duck, or just the recreational blasting of a stray cat. So if one of your cops blasts away at a beloved fucking pit bull...well, too fucking bad.

According to police Captain Eric Hamblin, "I don't think it's wise for the police department to wait for a dog acting aggressively to actually bite somebody." The police report stated, :It was determined that the dog had to be euthanized for the safety of the nearby park and neighborhood as the dog's owner could not be located, nor could it be captured."

Yeah, "the dog's owner could not be located." That's a responsible dog owner, as usual. Let doggie run all over the place, shit and bark, and maybe bite some baby's head off. But aw, aw, aw, it's a beloved family pet!

Family pet? Where was the family? Nowhere to be seen, so the officer had to take action. He's gonna wait till the fuckin' dog attacks him and cripples him for life? The dog's name was Cali. Another spelling of Kali? That's the Goddess of Murder and Destruction!

Here's to Officer Brice Woolley, and if he happened to joke about killing a pit bull...that's fine with me. That's like a Navy Seal joking about how many bullets he and his pals drove into Bin Laden's carcass. Aw aw awww, Bin Laden was a "human being," and should've been captured alive. Right?

PS, Koreans eat dogs. Instead of all the fucking Mexicans who can't even speak English, instead of all the crazies from Haiti and the rest of the hot head morons, let's restrict immigration to Koreans. That'll keep the dog population down. Big dog...that can feed a family of little Koreans for a week.