Taylor Momsen - talentless raccoon-eyed Stupid Bint

What's this, Kesha lite?

Rolling Stone, scraping the bottom of the bare assholes, is promoting a raccoon-eyed retard named Taylor Momsen.

First off, haven't we had enough of idiot Yuppie-scum spawn named TAYLOR or TYLER?

Momsen? Her Mom Sent this miserable bitch into the entertainment world to steal a bit from all the other "look, I'm naked, I put on my make-up like a 5 year-old" twats.

Ooh, ooh, Taylor Momsen is NAKED on the cover of her shitty album. Wow.

Sing it, Mr. Dury..."IS THAT SO SURPRISING NOWADAYS?"

Somehow this media whore isn't comparing herself to all the competition...Viley, Gaga, Ke$ha and the other retards. She's elevated herself to the level of John and Yoko! She babbled something or other about the "Two Virgins" cover. And she also babbled about how Pink Floyd was another influence. Or something.

What she's really saying is that she's a braindead bitch with no creativity, so she steals from everybody. Her music stinks. PS, Clit-Brain, John and Yoko posed full frontal. So why aren't you showing us if you're another shaved slut, or a bush broad?

Nevermind. Hope I never have to see your face again, raccoon eyes.

How long before the line between "rock starlet" and "porn starlet" is erased completely? What else can you Tits and Ass dimwits do to amuse us, except strip and act like fools?

Taylor Momsen you don't know shit about Lennon or Yoko, or music, or creativity.

Lennon once wrote, "We make her paint her face and dance." But in your case, that's ALL you can do, ALL you aspire to, and as long as a spotlight is on you, and somebody is either figuratively or literally shoving dollar bills into your slot, that's fine with you.