The World of Hate: 15 DESPISED ROCK BANDS

Sure, this is a disgruntled misanthropic blog. But you know why?

Because there's a lot of stupid shit out there in the entertainment world...

...and at this point, with "everything should be free," I can't either beat 'em or join 'em. I'm not a part of some effete clique-cartel like Salon.com where...who knows...only a few teenage computer whizzes or rich fags make money and everyone else is an unpaid intern.

I'm not fond of idiot Internet dot.coms that use hate to get attention and make money. That means Perez Fuckface Hilton, TMZ run by ugly Fagin-esque weasel Harvey Levin, or the slime-suckers at Salon.

What's up with the faggots at Salon.com? Seems like pussy provocateur piffle to me. They need to call attention to themselves by posting a list of 15 most hated bands?

There's way too much of this "list" shit. It seems any site you go to, Rolling Stone, HuffPo, Google News...there's a list of oh-so-precious sites you should visit as part of the big click-thru moneymaker game..."click here" for "trending" articles like the Top 10 wardrobe malfunctions, the Top 10 pictures of Viley Virus almost showing her little boy penis, the Top 10 songs you must hear, the most outrageous outfits of Lady Hoo Ha, etc. etc.

So here, for ADD jackasses everywhere, another list...not annotated. It could've been "The Top 15 Bands" but it's a lot easy to make money by being snarky from an established website with a lot of money behind it, like Saliva. Er, Salon...

This is entertainment...anything to get people talking, anything to get people putting another "hit" on your shitty website.

No, surprise-surprise, I don't find a kindred spirit with whoever wrote this crap.

First off, I don't agree with the list. I don't know that John Mayer is a band. Or Lana Del Rey.

And most hated by who? Obviously not the general public, who made most of 'em into millionaires. Just on name alone, Limp Bizkit, Goo Goo Dolls and Insane Clown Posse deserve to be on the list but...where's Bumford & Buns? Is that a group any normal person could stand watching? Just name the bands that have appeared on "Saturday Night Live" in the past five years. Most of them were excruciating for even 3 minutes. So, Salon fags, fans of Daft Punk, are you? How about these shitty bands that were on "Saturday Night Live" and had me fast-forwarding as fast as possible: Maroon 5, Ne-Yo, The Lumineers, fun, Vampire Weekend, One Direction, Kings of Leon, and Imagine Dragons.

Rock bands are a cliche. They look stupid. They act stupid. Their songs suck. Most of them seem to be playing to themselves more than the audience. At least THEY are having a good time, strutting around pouting and smirking and wearing silly hats and moronic t-shirts with idiot slogans...and is it possible for two rhythm guitarists not to face each other and wank with their guitars? That's the most disgusting cliche of all...that "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" jerkfest, with two pimply, dirty, idiotic guys facing each other and grinning dementedly as if to say "Isn't this fun?"

PS, if you're going by the number of unsold CDs cluttering up thrift shops, Dave Matthews Band is without question the WORST. Can't give that horrible shit away.

PPS, it's a good thing SALON is a dot.com, because otherwise it would be on any list of "most despised magazines" that pile up in the trash because nobody wants to keep a single issue.